I Never Meme Anymore

[jetpack_monkey]

But this one, I could not resist. Mainly because so many people on my flist have very vivid imaginations. Ganked from... uh... various users.

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's *never* happened.

Then, if you like, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

Comments

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

*snerk* No, he wasn't so much a doctor. Which, uh, yeah. The rest of what happened was kind of a private moment between him and me. ;)

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Does this have anything to do with why you smelled like patchouli the next day? Even the gal at the DMV noticed, yo. She said so right before that massive hostage situation.

What I don't understand is A) why somebody would take the DMV hostage and B) why they would do it to prove their love to Bea Arthur?

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

Damn, but it took hours to get the patchouli stink out of my hair. It was worth it, though. *blush*

I TOLD YOU at the time, hello, Bea Arthur is the patron saint of drivers' licenses! Sheesh. Anyway, I was just glad you'd gotten infused with the Bane of Hepateeph, otherwise you totally couldn't have taken out the gunmen. Did the effects of that ever wear off, by the way, or are you still sporting green scales on your left ear?

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Thank you ever so much for bringing that up. You know, that's the problem with these ancient Banes/Amulets/Essences - the powers go away, but the side effects drag on.

Like that time you got hit by that ray gun and you had the power to bend time.

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

Don't remind me. I still have a tendency to hiccup and rewind parts of the day. Freakin' witch doctors, all a bunch of stupid --

*hic*

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

Don't remind me. I still have a tendency to hiccup and rewind parts of the day. Freakin' witch doctors, all a bunch of stupid --

*hic*

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

Don't remind me. I still have a tendency to hiccup and rewind parts of the day. Freakin' witch doctors, all a bunch of stupid --

*hic*

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

*drinks water*

There. Sorry. I really need an antidote for this.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

We could go back to Asgard, see what Odin has to say. You know how he always has the answer to everything. It's that eye sacrifice he made. Wisdom and all of that.

Plus, he always has really good stuff.

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

Dood, could he hook us up with some more smack? 'Cause last time was the bomb diggity.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

No kidding. Forget ambrosia. It's all about the Narcotics of the Gods.

The last time we were totally bombed for weeks. Or months. Something. It's when I got that tattoo, remember?

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

Actually, no, I don't remember you getting the tattoo, since, hello, also wasted out of my gourd!

I think I very well may have a kid out there that I don't know about.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Weird. Me, too.

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[qkellie.livejournal.com]

No, no, no. I have a fuzzy impression of a man with an eye patch, actually. I think that was the same weekend you wandered away with Martha Plimpton, though.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank God. I mean, don't get me wrong, you're great, but...

Was that Martha Plimpton? I must've been bombed. I totally thought it was Parker Posey.

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

Dude, no. Parker Posey totally threw a vodka tonic in your face at that toga party, remember?

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Oh, sorry. That was Parker ABRAMS I was thinking about. And he was much more gentle than Posey.

Bastard never called me back, though...

Hey, didn't you and he?

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

*sobs* You just had to bring him up, didn't you? Luckily, I did hit him over the head with a large piece of lumber once. It might have been a small tree limb. I can't remember. I was a bit troglodytic at the time.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Eh, you were going through a bad time. Beer seemed like a solution.

It's no worse than the time that I got possessed by an ancient evil and had my soul destroyed in the fires of resurrection! And I got better!

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

Don't get me started on fire. I'm still smarting from that goddamn amulet debacle.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I *told* you. Any girl who compares her relationship status to freaking cookie dough is not stable enough to be handing out amulets of unimaginable power.

It just isn't done.

It's like that time we were in Niagra and the animal figurines started talking to you.

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

I can't decide if I hope I was possessed in Niagra or if I hope I was going crazy. Either way, aren't you glad I hooked you up with that nurse when your neck swelled up to the size of your head?

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

If you hadn't done that emergency trache job, I would've been a goner. But, then, after our emergency medical training down in Honduras, I can't really expect much less. :D

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

What can I say, I'm a menace with a ballpoint?

And I think we're spent, yo. *snicker*

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Spent? SPENT?

What is this spent you speak of?