jetpack_monkey: (Dungeon Master)
Last week was crazy busy at work, so I didn't have the spoons to post. So here we are with a double feature! I'm feeling kind of down right now, so no life updates or commentary.

Movies I've seen before are in italics.

Creep (2014)
Free Guy (2021)
Jakob's Wife (2021)

Rifftrax: Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare
Best in Show (2000)
A Mighty Wind (2003)

Godzilla vs. Megaguirus (2000)

jetpack_monkey: (Tom Servo Lives!)
Finished playing through The Outer Worlds. Poked at a couple other games before settling on Dragon Age: Inquisition again. I think. The Hinterlands are trying my patience a little.

Went to the comic book shop and swapped opinions about Black Widow and Loki. It's nice to get out and be social in limited quantities.

Here's the movie list:

Gunpowder Milkshake (2021)
Rifftrax: Pressure Point

Gunpowder Milkshake is delightful and fun and somewhat inventive.

Pressure Point is from a low budget film production company in Delaware of all places. It's very bad and is basically the same plot as Radical Jack, another Rifftraxed movie from the same people.

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Better late than never, right? I put down Mass Effect for a bit and I'm playing The Outer Worlds, which is fun. I wish the leveling didn't cap out at 36, because I'm there and I still have a quite a bit of game to go.

The big news is that I saw my sister for the first time since November 2019! She was in town on a little vacation and we had dinner together. It was very good. I missed her.

Here's what I watched:

Rifftrax: Bride and the Beast
Black Widow (2021)
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)

The Rifftrax was a weird one. I mean, what can one expect from a screenplay by Ed Wood? First it's about a woman's past life as a gorilla and then it forgets that entirely and focuses on some safari nonsense before going back to the gorilla thing for a bizarre ending.

I liked Black Widow! It felt mid-level MCU for me, which is still pretty darn good. We watched it on Disney+ because watching at home is easier.

I liked T:DF. It was a little generic in places, but I loved the cast. Linda Hamilton still has it.
jetpack_monkey: (Joxer - Happy)
More Mass Effect. Wrapped up my Shepard Shepard run and now doing a second Renegade run to catch some content I missed the first time around.

Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw (2019)
Rifftrax: The Dark
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Sorry, running late on this. I just completely forgot this was a thing this week until I went to open Dreamwidth and I went, "Oh yeah, wasn't I supposed to do something with this."

Once again, I spent most of my time playing Mass Effect. Right now I'm playing a male Shepard named Shepard Shepard who is romancing Jack and will probably romance Kaidan in ME3. I'm playing the games as completely as I can in this run (I skipped two missions in ME1, one because it was annoying and one because I just forgot).

Movies I've seen before are in italics

Rifftrax: The Last Shark
In the Heights (2021)
Ghost of Frankenstein (1942)

The Last Shark was a delightful Rifftrax.

I saw In the Heights in the motherloving theater. With Junior Mints and Dr. Pepper! I was masked when not eating/drinking and the theater had social distancing in place. I was honestly lucky to get a seat because it was a very last minute decision to go. Lin-Manuel Miranda certainly has a style and it serves him well. I thoroughly enjoyed myself. Didn't even notice it was over two hours long. I did miss the post-credits scene, so I need to go back into HBO Max and look into that.

On a whim I bought the Universal Monsters complete Blu-ray collection with 30 different monster movies. [personal profile] sol_se and I watched Ghost of Frankenstein because it was the only film in the Frankenstein series she hadn't seen yet. Not a great film, but it does have some good moments.
jetpack_monkey: (Tom Servo Lives!)
Still living that Mass Effect lifestyle. Eventually I have to get sick of it, right? Right?

We also finished Steven Universe Future and I didn't cry, but I came damn close. Man, the whole Steven Universe thing is just so good, but Future is really dark and hard to watch in places.

Apparently Critical Role ended its second campaign last week. I feel a bit left out, but that's my own fault for dropping out of the fandom. I'm still in wonderment at how easily I used to be able to just sit and watch four hours of RPG play in a single go. I don't think I'm capable of that anymore.

The Conjuring (2013)
The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021)
Rifftrax: Dragon Wars: D-War

I'd never seen The Conjuring (although I did see The Conjuring 2), so [personal profile] sol_se and I pulled it up on HBO Max and watched it in anticipation of the third movie. It's pretty good, but I think The Conjuring 2 is probably better.

As for the third Conjuring movie, they really opened things up a lot, which I think was ultimately to the film's detriment. It's fine, but it's the least of the three films thus far.

Dragon Wars: D-War is a love letter to downtown Los Angeles in a lot of ways, if your love letters end in explosions. It has some incomprehensible mythology and roles for some currently well-known actors before they really hit it big.

jetpack_monkey: (Sisko - Like a Boss)
It's all Mass Effect all the time! I played through all three games in like a week and now I'm playing through again, making all the worst possible decisions (I'm going to need a chart for ME2).

Rifftrax: House on Sorority Row
Rebirth of Mothra (1996)

House on Sorority Row wasn't actually that bad as slasher movies go, which made for a good Rifftrax.

I've never seen the Rebirth of Mothra trilogy, but Mothra is [personal profile] sol_se's favorite, so it seemed like a good time to break it out. It's definitely more kid-oriented than I was expecting. They snuck a Ghidorah on me despite saying Ghidorah several times.
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Finished Steven Universe. Cried like a baby twice in the last episode. Such a good show. Still have to watch the movie and Steven Universe Future. Also watched Lego Masters, which was great, if a little winky-noddy about being a reality competition program.

This week's list is short because most of my time was taken up by television.

Rifftrax: The Journey: Absolution

The Journey: Absolution contains no journeys and no absolution. It does contain Mario Lopez, a scenery-and-cigar-chewing Richard Grieco, and some truly inane dialogue.
jetpack_monkey: (Henry Frankenstein - l33t g33k)
I'm mostly out of Project Runway. I still have seasons 17 and 18 to rewatch, because I only half-saw them while [personal profile] sol_se was watching them. Her viewings of those seasons is what swept me into everything. I've been able to watch Season 1-8, 14-16, as well as All Stars 1 and 5-7. It's been a great coping mechanism during the pandemic, even if I spent way too much acquiring the out-of-print DVDs. I wish whatever issue is preventing them from selling pre-17 seasons on Amazon is resolved. I would like to give them so much money.

Movies I've seen before are italics

Rifftrax: Uninvited
Rifftrax: Super Mario Bros.
Godzilla and Mothra: Battle for Earth (1992)
Crimson Peak (2015)
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II (1993)


jetpack_monkey: (Tom Servo Lives!)
On Wednesday, [personal profile] sol_se and I celebrated the third anniversary of our first date. I took the day off and we ate Cheesecake Factory and watched movies and Project Runway All Stars.

Movies I've seen before are in italics

One Dark Night (1983)
Speed Racer (2008)
Rifftrax: The Amazing Mr. X
Rifftrax: Radical Jack
Rifftrax: To Catch a Yeti
Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah (1991)

One Dark Night is weird. It's about a dead psychic messing about in a mausoleum terrorizing high school girls who are there as part of an initiation. It sets up a particular twist ending pretty clearly and then just... doesn't do it. Apparently the distributors cut the original ending? I didn't love it.

We watch Speed Racer every year because it's the first movie we ever watched together. It was nice to actually watch it on the anniversary this year, as last year we were delayed by the pandemic and the move.

I typically wake up earlier than [personal profile] sol_se so I watch Rifftrax and catch up on Twitter. Sometimes it's more Twitter than Rifftrax, as when I slogged through The Amazing Mr. X. Sometimes I'm practically stapled to the Rifftrax though, as with Radical Jack. Overall, the Rifftrax Friends subscription is paying for itself.

We're still working through the Heisei/Versus era of Godzilla in order. Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah is one of my favorites, as it really decides to work in all the goofy stuff and isn't shy about it.

jetpack_monkey: Keyleth and Percy (of Critical Role) pretend to be monsters (Keyleth & Percy - Goofballs)
More Project Runway! I'm slowly but surely running out and Amazon won't sell me Seasons 9-13, probably because of ownership weirdness. I've been able to acquire seasons 14-16 and a couple seasons of All Stars through means, but I'd rather give someone money for this stuff.

Movies I've seen before are in italics

Rifftrax: Silent Rage
Godzilla (1984)
Raw Force (1982)
Rifftrax: Ice Breaker
Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989)

Now that [personal profile] sol_se has seen the Showa series of Godzilla movies, it's time to work through Heisei! This series has a very strong continuity, so we're working through in order, instead of piecemeal like we did with Showa.

Raw Force is a very bad film. I saw it once in one of those budget 20-movie packs of movies with questionable copyright status. At the time it was in 4:3 and clearly dubbed off from a second generation VHS copy. I'd long desired to see it widescreen and restored because if you're going to watch a bad movie, watch it properly. Somebody put it out on Blu-ray. I own that now, for better or worse.

I have to say Ice Breaker is one of the funniest Rifftraxs I've seen in recent memory.

jetpack_monkey: (Henry Frankenstein - l33t g33k)
More Project Runway! I also finished Ted Lasso. What a good show.

Been having a run of meh-to-bad days. I need to get vaccinated so I can get out of the house again.

Movies I've seen before are in italics

Rifftrax: Death Promise
Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975)

With Terror of Mechagodzilla, I've officially taken [personal profile] sol_se on the full tour of the Showa-era Godzilla movies. I might like to do the Heisei series next, but I don't own most of it anymore, so it would be somewhat difficult.

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More Project Runway! I also started watching Ted Lasso.

Movies I've seen before are in italics.

Rifftrax: Night of the Lepus
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)
Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)

Godzilla vs. Kong was fine. It was exciting and fun but boy oh boy was it also deeply stupid and poorly written. I'm not saying I need my Godzilla films to be intellectual exercises, but there were many dumb ideas that didn't fully connect to other dumb ideas. It's also my least favorite [SPOILER] design ever.

jetpack_monkey: (Number 6 - Can You Hear Me Now?)
I had a vacation March 12-20, but when I came back, work was a trash fire, so we're doing a double this week.

Movies I've seen before are in italics

Rifftrax Live: Night of the Living Dead
Freaky (2020)
Godzilla: Final Wars (2004)
La Dolce Vita (1960)
Vampyres (1974)
8 1/2 (1963)
Leprechaun (1993)
Leprechaun 2 (1994)
Leprechaun 3 (1995)
Juliet of the Spirits (1965)
Toby Dammit (1968)
Zach Snyder's Justice League (2021)
Godzilla vs. Megalon (1973)

Rifftrax Live: Octaman
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (1974)

Rifftrax: Catwomen of the Moon
Rifftrax: Honor and Glory

I liked Freaky a lot, although I had less trouble buying Vince Vaughn as a teenage girl than I did as a slasher-style killer.

I hit a stopping point in the Fellini box set. I worry that I spent money on a box set for a director that ultimately isn't for me. Don't get me wrong, I liked La Dolce Vita up until the last vignette and I still love 8 1/2. I just don't think the set is bringing me the joy that, ironically, the Ingmar Bergman set did.

Vampyres is a lesbian vampire film that desperately needs a plot. [personal profile] sol_se and I kept waiting for the plot to kick in. Eventually we realized it just wasn't going to happen and we resigned ourselves to finishing the movie.

On St. Patrick's Day, I remembered that I had a triple feature of Leprechaun movies. They are quite bad. We decided that Warwick Davis is actually playing three separate leprechauns with three separate sets of rules, perhaps in three separate continuities. Of the three, the second one is probably the "best", although it has some rapey subtext, so I can't recommend it. So basically don't do what I've done.

We watched all of Zach Snyder's four-hour cut of Justice League more-or-less in one sitting. I probably like it better than the theatrical release, although I have objections to some of Snyder's decisions, most of them centered around Superman. Snyder does not understand the character on any level.

You may have noticed a lot of Rifftrax. I just put in for a subscription to Rifftrax Friends, which is their streaming service. Yeah, everybody has a streaming service these days. They just have so much of their catalogue on there, it made more sense than waiting for stuff to pop up on Pluto or Amazon Prime.
jetpack_monkey: (Tom Servo Lives!)
The fact that I don't have a Godzilla icon is tragic, but I'd have to cut something like 39 other icons in order to upload a new one, owing to the fact that I still have old icons from when I had a paid account.

Movies I've seen before are in italics.

Rifftrax: Gammera the Invincible
Variety Lights (1950)
Rifftrax: Bermuda Triangle
Lucky (2020)
Color Out of Space (2019)
The White Sheik (1952)
Godzilla vs. Hedorah (1971)
Satanic Panic (2019)

Two things happened in the last week that are probably going to alter the content of the movie lists for at least a little bit. First, I bought Criterion's Essential Fellini box set on sale. It's fourteen of Fellini's greatest films. I'll be watching all of them in order, except I'm skipping La Strada because f**k that movie. Second, [personal profile] sol_se subscribed to Shudder, the horror-dedicated streaming service. We already have something like 40-50 movies in our shared queue.

Variety Lights says it's co-directed by Fellini, but the other director basically just put his name on it to give him a leg up in the film industry. Still, it's Fellini's script and it follows some of Fellini's particular interests. It also features Fellini's wife in a major role. I liked it, but it was tricky to get through because the protagonist was kind of a terrible person.

Bermuda Triangle was awful. Just awful. The Rifftrax team worked really hard to make it work, but they were stretched a bit thin during the interminable scuba diving scene.

Lucky has an interesting concept. Every night, a man comes and tries to kill the same woman. If he's killed, he simply disappears to reappear the following night. [personal profile] sol_se and I were ready to dig into the mystery, but eventually the film came out waving a big flag that said "ALLEGORY FOR VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN". Overall disappointing.

Color Out of Space is very good. It's also disturbing as hell. Nicolas Cage goes full Cage, so your mileage may vary.

The White Sheik is Fellini's first full directorial effort and I was not expecting much. It's just not a film that really comes up when you talk about Fellini, so I figured it was probably him still working out the kinks. It is, to some extent, but it's also a very easy watch. There's very little that really wows, but the story is solid and keeps you interested.

We're still slowly working through the Godzilla box set from my birthday. We're firmly in the weeds now. At least Godzilla vs. Hedorah isn't as bad as Son of Godzilla.

Satanic Panic probably should have been a better movie. It's fine. It does what it wants to do and it does it in less than 90 minutes. I'm not sure what choices they could've made to improve the film, but I do feel like there were missed opportunities.
jetpack_monkey: (Grouch Marx - Amused)
I've been obsessed with Project Runway lately. I've been buying old seasons used and at a premium price. Currently I'm just missing 4, 6, and 7, but those all seem to be the ones that go the highest. I wish other seasons and All-Stars were available digitally somewhere. Please, please digital video providers, let me give you money. I want to give you money.

Movies I've seen before are in italics

Rifftrax: Deadly Instincts
Ebirah, Horror of the Deep (1966)
Rifftrax: Battlefield Earth
Son of Godzilla (1967)

We're working through the Godzilla box set. I'd seen and liked Ebirah, Horror of the Deep before (also known as Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster). Son of Godzilla is the rare Godzilla film that I haven't seen. I probably didn't see it for a very good reason: it's not that good. It's kind of meandering and both the human and monster plots are kind of boring.

Battlefield Earth is so bad. I don't know how [personal profile] sol_se and I could have survived it without Rifftrax. Nobody made good choices.

jetpack_monkey: (Tom Servo Lives!)
It was my birthday on Monday! It's also been my first birthday in a long time that didn't coincide with TGIF/F. [personal profile] sol_se made it all magical with a present of Rifftrax and chocolate sheet cake!

Movies I've seen before are in italics

My Bloody Valentine (1981)
The Seventh Seal (1957)
Rifftrax: Attack of the Super Monsters
Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
Rifftrax Live: Summer Shorts Beach Party
20 Million Miles to Earth (1957)
Godzilla Raids Again (1955)
Rifftrax: Wonder Women

Yes, we watched My Bloody Valentine on Valentine's Day. It is not good, but for the genre, it's not bad either.

I leveraged my birthday to make sol_se watch Ingmar Bergman. It occurred to me halfway through that a better introduction probably would have been Wild Strawberries, but alas. Still such a good film and unexpectedly funny in places.

Attack of the Super Monsters is... amazing. It's live action monsters-in-suits, but animated people. It seems like it should be the other way around or all animated. It's very bad and very well riffed.

I love Wet Hot American Summer and I may very well rewatch the prequel series now. I still haven't seen the sequel series all the way through.

20 Million Miles to Earth is one of the original Harryhausen classics and it stands up. It's no great shakes in terms of plot or anything, but if you want stop-motion monster action, this will hit the spot.

Mom sent me a gift card for my birthday and I used it to buy Criterion's Godzilla collection, which is all Godzilla movies 1954 - 1975 in a beautiful art book. In some ways, it's a downgrade from my existing Godzilla box set, because it doesn't have many special features except on the original, but it's gorgeous and complete and I love it. We watched Godzilla Raids Again which is... fine. It doesn't really get why the original is special and the climax is super-tedious.

Wonder Women has nothing to do with Diana Prince. It's a weird action-women-sci-fi thing, filmed with absolutely no regard for human or animal life.
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I watched very little in the way of movies-movies and mostly watched random Rifftrax.

Rifftrax: Mothra
Rifftrax Christmas Circus with Whizzo the Clown
Rifftrax: House on Haunted Hill (1959) Three-Riffer Edition

I just want folks to appreciate that I watched a colorized movie without entirely freaking out at it the entire length. There's no reason to color House on Haunted Hill. I realize that's how Rifftrax got started: as the commentary wing of Legend Films' colorization efforts, but it's still unnecessary.
jetpack_monkey: (Number 6 - Can You Hear Me Now?)
Movies I've seen before are in italics.

Rifftrax: Night of the Shorts - SF Sketchfest 2015
Rifttrax Live: MST3K Reunion
Cruel Gun Story (1964)
Locked Down (2021)

Not a lot this week. Cruel Gun Story is a Japanese noir, part of a series on Criterion Channel. It's a pretty good heist-plus-double-cross movie.

I enjoyed Locked Down, although I don't have a lot to say about it. Anne Hathaway is a delight.

jetpack_monkey: (Cary Grant - Crazy Moment)
Movies in italics I've seen before.

Rifftrax: Star Wars Holiday Special
Bringing Up Baby (1938)
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Rifftrax Live: Samurai Cop
Rifftrax: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny
Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet (1965)

I watched a lot of Rifftrax this week. I still don't rate them as being at the same level as MST3K, but they do find some seriously demented stuff sometimes (let me tell you all about Fun in Balloonland).

I knew Dog Day Afternoon by reputation, but nobody told me it would be so funny. The whole thing is laced with a sort of desperate humor that really works. Also, it has a young Lance Henriksen (who still looks like he's in his 40s).

Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet was my first movie night in several months. Don't worry, it was all done socially distanced. We all got onto Discord while I streamed the movie over Twitch. The pre-roll unfortunately glitched out, but the movie itself was smooth. There were some hiccups because everybody was slightly out-of-sync, but overall it worked out well. I'm looking forward to doing it again.

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