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Once upon a time when I still posted on Dreamwidth, I'd do a weekly roundup of the movies I watched in the previous week, sometimes with notes. I'm still doing little reviews, just on Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/43c77

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I'm losing track of a lot of things. I finally just gave up on bullet journaling. I don't know how much longer I'm going to keep up with this feature. I don't really check Dreamwidth anymore, so maybe it's time to just let this go.

I watched exactly one movie in the last two weeks:

Boris Karloff: The Man Behind The Monster (2021)

I saw this documentary at the Laemmle NoHo 7. I was the second-youngest person there. Not a lot in terms of new information, but nice to spend 100 minutes engulfed in classic horror information again.
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Last week was crazy busy at work, so I didn't have the spoons to post. So here we are with a double feature! I'm feeling kind of down right now, so no life updates or commentary.

Movies I've seen before are in italics.

Creep (2014)
Free Guy (2021)
Jakob's Wife (2021)

Rifftrax: Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare
Best in Show (2000)
A Mighty Wind (2003)

Godzilla vs. Megaguirus (2000)

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I went to Des Moines last week to see my mom and nephling (as well as briefly see my dad who was in town for unrelated reasons). It went very well. It's nice to reconnect with my mom, who I haven't seen since November 2019 and who lives in Ireland now. Also, I had some really nice moments with the nephling. We went to the Iowa State Fair on Friday which made me feel old as hell. I spent most of the day just looking for an air conditioned place to sit down.

NO MOVIES
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Oops. Let's not do that again.

I had a miserable week last week when I was off my ADHD meds for five days due to an ever-cascading series of f**kups, mostly not mine. I ended up taking two non-consecutive days off of work, which I'm sure didn't look weird at all.

I've been playing a lot of LEGO DC Super Villains which is cute as most LEGO games are.

This week I'm in Des Moines to see family, so there may not be any movies to post about.

Movies I've seen before are in italics.

Godzilla 2000 (1999)


Fear Street: 1994 (2021)
The Suicide Squad (2021)
Annette (2021)
Aquaman (2018)

[personal profile] sol_se and I are back on our Godzilla bullsh**t, working through the Millennium series. Godzilla 2000 is a perfectly serviceable entry with no great highs or lows.

I really liked Fear Street: 1994 and look forward to completing the trilogy eventually.

The Suicide Squad is a ton of fun. I'm really glad that Warner is committed to doing hybrid releases through the end of the year, because it's nice to watch these new movies at home sometimes. Margot Robbie is a delight as Harley Quinn as usual. King Shark is deadly and adorable. Be warned, this movie earns its R rating.

Annette. Where to start with Annette. I just felt like Sparks (the musicians who wrote the story and the music) were just screwing with me the whole time. It's a musical where everyone just states what they are feeling and doing in the most banal terms possible. There's some other strangeness that I won't spoil, but yeah. I was never bored, but I think I'm angry at the movie? I hope there's some artistic conceit I'm missing and the movie is secretly brilliant.

Aquaman is stupid fun and there's not much more to say about it.
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Vacation! [personal profile] sol_se and I took a little mini-vacation to Santa Monica for her birthday. We got a fancy-schmancy hotel room with a balcony overlooking the ocean. We spent like 90% of our time in that hotel room because it's still a scary world out there, but we did make it to the pier and the ocean proper.

Otherwise, I've been playing a lot of Dragon Age: Inquisition. I'm not sure why. I'm not getting the same thing I get out of, say, a full Mass Effect run and it's taking a lot longer. At this point, I'm just used to it. I'm not going for any sort of completionist run. I am romancing Solas which is weird and I hate it but I've also never done it.

I only saw one movie:

The Proposal (2009)

The hotel just had basic cable (plus HBO and Showtime). This was playing on Lifetime. Cute, although I felt that at no point did the Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds character actually fall in love, so the ending didn't work for me.

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Finished playing through The Outer Worlds. Poked at a couple other games before settling on Dragon Age: Inquisition again. I think. The Hinterlands are trying my patience a little.

Went to the comic book shop and swapped opinions about Black Widow and Loki. It's nice to get out and be social in limited quantities.

Here's the movie list:

Gunpowder Milkshake (2021)
Rifftrax: Pressure Point

Gunpowder Milkshake is delightful and fun and somewhat inventive.

Pressure Point is from a low budget film production company in Delaware of all places. It's very bad and is basically the same plot as Radical Jack, another Rifftraxed movie from the same people.

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Better late than never, right? I put down Mass Effect for a bit and I'm playing The Outer Worlds, which is fun. I wish the leveling didn't cap out at 36, because I'm there and I still have a quite a bit of game to go.

The big news is that I saw my sister for the first time since November 2019! She was in town on a little vacation and we had dinner together. It was very good. I missed her.

Here's what I watched:

Rifftrax: Bride and the Beast
Black Widow (2021)
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)

The Rifftrax was a weird one. I mean, what can one expect from a screenplay by Ed Wood? First it's about a woman's past life as a gorilla and then it forgets that entirely and focuses on some safari nonsense before going back to the gorilla thing for a bizarre ending.

I liked Black Widow! It felt mid-level MCU for me, which is still pretty darn good. We watched it on Disney+ because watching at home is easier.

I liked T:DF. It was a little generic in places, but I loved the cast. Linda Hamilton still has it.
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I think I've petered out on Mass Effect. While I still have a couple of different playthroughs I can do, I've been playing these games for a month straight. I've switched to Outer Worlds as a breather game, especially as there is DLC I haven't played.

Finally socialized for the first time in over a year, going over to [personal profile] airawyn's place for a small gathering. It was a lot of fun and I didn't forget how to talk to people! I think.

Here's the very short movie list:

Fate of the Furious (2017)

I'm all caught up on Fast and Furious movies that are out on digital disc. I still need to see F9, though.

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More Mass Effect. Wrapped up my Shepard Shepard run and now doing a second Renegade run to catch some content I missed the first time around.

Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw (2019)
Rifftrax: The Dark
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Still living that Mass Effect life. Working through ME3 as Shepard Shepard, Earthborn Sole Survivor Infiltrator (although I never, ever use Tactical Cloak). I'm determined to unlock Synthesis (although maybe I'll pick Control, as I've literally never done that before because f**k you Illusive Man).

Movies I've seen before are in italics

To Catch a Thief (1955)
Gilda (1946)
The Sparks Brothers (2021)

I forgot how utterly middling To Catch a Thief is.

I love love love Gilda, except for the ending, which is utterly unearned. But leaving that aside, every sentence in this film has at least two meanings and just working through the layers of subtext is delicious.

I'd never heard of Sparks, but I do know Edgar Wright, so I checked out this documentary. In the end, the band seems very cool but I don't think I'd ever be into them. Quite an array of talking heads in this one.

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Sorry, running late on this. I just completely forgot this was a thing this week until I went to open Dreamwidth and I went, "Oh yeah, wasn't I supposed to do something with this."

Once again, I spent most of my time playing Mass Effect. Right now I'm playing a male Shepard named Shepard Shepard who is romancing Jack and will probably romance Kaidan in ME3. I'm playing the games as completely as I can in this run (I skipped two missions in ME1, one because it was annoying and one because I just forgot).

Movies I've seen before are in italics

Rifftrax: The Last Shark
In the Heights (2021)
Ghost of Frankenstein (1942)

The Last Shark was a delightful Rifftrax.

I saw In the Heights in the motherloving theater. With Junior Mints and Dr. Pepper! I was masked when not eating/drinking and the theater had social distancing in place. I was honestly lucky to get a seat because it was a very last minute decision to go. Lin-Manuel Miranda certainly has a style and it serves him well. I thoroughly enjoyed myself. Didn't even notice it was over two hours long. I did miss the post-credits scene, so I need to go back into HBO Max and look into that.

On a whim I bought the Universal Monsters complete Blu-ray collection with 30 different monster movies. [personal profile] sol_se and I watched Ghost of Frankenstein because it was the only film in the Frankenstein series she hadn't seen yet. Not a great film, but it does have some good moments.
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Still living that Mass Effect lifestyle. Eventually I have to get sick of it, right? Right?

We also finished Steven Universe Future and I didn't cry, but I came damn close. Man, the whole Steven Universe thing is just so good, but Future is really dark and hard to watch in places.

Apparently Critical Role ended its second campaign last week. I feel a bit left out, but that's my own fault for dropping out of the fandom. I'm still in wonderment at how easily I used to be able to just sit and watch four hours of RPG play in a single go. I don't think I'm capable of that anymore.

The Conjuring (2013)
The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021)
Rifftrax: Dragon Wars: D-War

I'd never seen The Conjuring (although I did see The Conjuring 2), so [personal profile] sol_se and I pulled it up on HBO Max and watched it in anticipation of the third movie. It's pretty good, but I think The Conjuring 2 is probably better.

As for the third Conjuring movie, they really opened things up a lot, which I think was ultimately to the film's detriment. It's fine, but it's the least of the three films thus far.

Dragon Wars: D-War is a love letter to downtown Los Angeles in a lot of ways, if your love letters end in explosions. It has some incomprehensible mythology and roles for some currently well-known actors before they really hit it big.

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It's all Mass Effect all the time! I played through all three games in like a week and now I'm playing through again, making all the worst possible decisions (I'm going to need a chart for ME2).

Rifftrax: House on Sorority Row
Rebirth of Mothra (1996)

House on Sorority Row wasn't actually that bad as slasher movies go, which made for a good Rifftrax.

I've never seen the Rebirth of Mothra trilogy, but Mothra is [personal profile] sol_se's favorite, so it seemed like a good time to break it out. It's definitely more kid-oriented than I was expecting. They snuck a Ghidorah on me despite saying Ghidorah several times.
jetpack_monkey: Keyleth and Percy (of Critical Role) pretend to be monsters (Keyleth & Percy - Goofballs)
Most of this week has been taken up by playing Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2. I burned through both games in about nine days and I'm now on Mass Effect 3. I really expected these games to last me longer, so I'll probably end up doing a Renegade playthrough next (still Fem!Shep because of course).

I went out and about for fun for the first time since the pandemic started (yay for vaccination). I just went to the comic book shop. They didn't have what I wanted, but they did have the first art book for the Mighty Nein Critical Role campaign. I don't watch Critical Role anymore, but I have very fond memories of the time I did, so I picked it up.

Movies I've seen before are in italics

Godzilla vs. Destroyah (1995)
Steven Universe: The Movie (2019)

[personal profile] sol_se and I finished up the Heisei/Versus Godzilla series with a very meh entry. The series started pretty strong and went downhill about midway through. At least this one doesn't feel like it was edited by an amateur.

I am proud to say I only nearly cried during Steven Universe: The Movie. Man, Steven's mom was an asshole.

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Started the week out of it after my second vaccination jab. Had to take Sunday off of work.

I spent most of the week playing through Disco Elysium a second time. This time I went in on physical attributes. It's unlocking a lot of weird monologue asides, but not a lot functional. It is also locking me out of a lot of options I took for granted in my charisma/intelligence playthrough.

Then Friday came and it was all Mass Effect all the time baby! Which was somewhat dampened by a depression wave that hit hard Saturday. I'm playing female Paragon Infiltrator, romancing Liara (but you bet your sweet butt that I'm dropping her like a hot potato for Garrus in ME2).

Movies I've seen before are in italics

Ginger Snaps (2000)
The Raven (1935)
Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla (1994)

[personal profile] sol_se hadn't seen Ginger Snaps, so I was into it. Still a great werewolf film with a lot of fun layers. The faux suicide aspect is... a lot, though.

We tried to watch The Strange Case of Dr. Rx (1942) but there was such a horrifically racist depiction of one character's servant that we just noped out. We switched over to the other classic horror movie Peacock had on offer: The Raven, featuring Bela Lugosi at his most unhinged. Poor Karloff is wasted, though.

Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla is one of the most inept kaiju films I've ever seen. Bad editing, bad writing, a clear angle at toy sales. It underutilizes both Mothra and BabyGodzilla, which is a crime in my book.
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Finished Steven Universe. Cried like a baby twice in the last episode. Such a good show. Still have to watch the movie and Steven Universe Future. Also watched Lego Masters, which was great, if a little winky-noddy about being a reality competition program.

This week's list is short because most of my time was taken up by television.

Rifftrax: The Journey: Absolution

The Journey: Absolution contains no journeys and no absolution. It does contain Mario Lopez, a scenery-and-cigar-chewing Richard Grieco, and some truly inane dialogue.
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I'm mostly out of Project Runway. I still have seasons 17 and 18 to rewatch, because I only half-saw them while [personal profile] sol_se was watching them. Her viewings of those seasons is what swept me into everything. I've been able to watch Season 1-8, 14-16, as well as All Stars 1 and 5-7. It's been a great coping mechanism during the pandemic, even if I spent way too much acquiring the out-of-print DVDs. I wish whatever issue is preventing them from selling pre-17 seasons on Amazon is resolved. I would like to give them so much money.

Movies I've seen before are italics

Rifftrax: Uninvited
Rifftrax: Super Mario Bros.
Godzilla and Mothra: Battle for Earth (1992)
Crimson Peak (2015)
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II (1993)


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On Wednesday, [personal profile] sol_se and I celebrated the third anniversary of our first date. I took the day off and we ate Cheesecake Factory and watched movies and Project Runway All Stars.

Movies I've seen before are in italics

One Dark Night (1983)
Speed Racer (2008)
Rifftrax: The Amazing Mr. X
Rifftrax: Radical Jack
Rifftrax: To Catch a Yeti
Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah (1991)

One Dark Night is weird. It's about a dead psychic messing about in a mausoleum terrorizing high school girls who are there as part of an initiation. It sets up a particular twist ending pretty clearly and then just... doesn't do it. Apparently the distributors cut the original ending? I didn't love it.

We watch Speed Racer every year because it's the first movie we ever watched together. It was nice to actually watch it on the anniversary this year, as last year we were delayed by the pandemic and the move.

I typically wake up earlier than [personal profile] sol_se so I watch Rifftrax and catch up on Twitter. Sometimes it's more Twitter than Rifftrax, as when I slogged through The Amazing Mr. X. Sometimes I'm practically stapled to the Rifftrax though, as with Radical Jack. Overall, the Rifftrax Friends subscription is paying for itself.

We're still working through the Heisei/Versus era of Godzilla in order. Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah is one of my favorites, as it really decides to work in all the goofy stuff and isn't shy about it.

jetpack_monkey: Keyleth and Percy (of Critical Role) pretend to be monsters (Keyleth & Percy - Goofballs)
More Project Runway! I'm slowly but surely running out and Amazon won't sell me Seasons 9-13, probably because of ownership weirdness. I've been able to acquire seasons 14-16 and a couple seasons of All Stars through means, but I'd rather give someone money for this stuff.

Movies I've seen before are in italics

Rifftrax: Silent Rage
Godzilla (1984)
Raw Force (1982)
Rifftrax: Ice Breaker
Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989)

Now that [personal profile] sol_se has seen the Showa series of Godzilla movies, it's time to work through Heisei! This series has a very strong continuity, so we're working through in order, instead of piecemeal like we did with Showa.

Raw Force is a very bad film. I saw it once in one of those budget 20-movie packs of movies with questionable copyright status. At the time it was in 4:3 and clearly dubbed off from a second generation VHS copy. I'd long desired to see it widescreen and restored because if you're going to watch a bad movie, watch it properly. Somebody put it out on Blu-ray. I own that now, for better or worse.

I have to say Ice Breaker is one of the funniest Rifftraxs I've seen in recent memory.

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