I Never Meme Anymore

[jetpack_monkey]

But this one, I could not resist. Mainly because so many people on my flist have very vivid imaginations. Ganked from... uh... various users.

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's *never* happened.

Then, if you like, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

Comments

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Eh, you were going through a bad time. Beer seemed like a solution.

It's no worse than the time that I got possessed by an ancient evil and had my soul destroyed in the fires of resurrection! And I got better!

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

Don't get me started on fire. I'm still smarting from that goddamn amulet debacle.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I *told* you. Any girl who compares her relationship status to freaking cookie dough is not stable enough to be handing out amulets of unimaginable power.

It just isn't done.

It's like that time we were in Niagra and the animal figurines started talking to you.

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

I can't decide if I hope I was possessed in Niagra or if I hope I was going crazy. Either way, aren't you glad I hooked you up with that nurse when your neck swelled up to the size of your head?

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

If you hadn't done that emergency trache job, I would've been a goner. But, then, after our emergency medical training down in Honduras, I can't really expect much less. :D

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

What can I say, I'm a menace with a ballpoint?

And I think we're spent, yo. *snicker*

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Spent? SPENT?

What is this spent you speak of?