Extra! Extra!

[jetpack_monkey]

Please, ladies and gentlemen, do try to hold your excitement when I tell you the momentous news. I, being of sound socially functional mind and body, have done something so incredible, I scarcely believe it myself:

I have returned a DVD to Netflix.

Nay, I have returned two to the loving bosom of the movie mail-rental company.

This is a feat that has not been seen in nearly eighteen months! Many thought it impossible that such a thing would ever be achieved again, but I have sallied forth and deposited the envelope securely in the proper receptacle for the United States Postal Service to retrieve and thenceforth deliver to its rightful owner. Zounds!

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[kittycat22.livejournal.com]

ROFL. That was SO ME when I had my Netflix account. I'd keep dvds for like a billion months and pay SO MUCH MORE than the cost of buying the damn thing in monthly dues.