Extra! Extra!

[jetpack_monkey]

Please, ladies and gentlemen, do try to hold your excitement when I tell you the momentous news. I, being of sound socially functional mind and body, have done something so incredible, I scarcely believe it myself:

I have returned a DVD to Netflix.

Nay, I have returned two to the loving bosom of the movie mail-rental company.

This is a feat that has not been seen in nearly eighteen months! Many thought it impossible that such a thing would ever be achieved again, but I have sallied forth and deposited the envelope securely in the proper receptacle for the United States Postal Service to retrieve and thenceforth deliver to its rightful owner. Zounds!

Comments

[kajivar]

Dude, I so have you beat. I have had The West Wing: Season 1: Disc 1 since 08/25/04. (Primarily because I don't know where it is now.)

[sideofzen.livejournal.com]

LMAO. What is the lost charge?

[kajivar]

No clue. :) I refuse to admit defeat! I will find it!

[bellatemple]

That sounds like how I do Netflix. Though I was quite proud of myself when I found several "missing" DVDs (like, went missing in the process of moving two years ago) a couple months ago and sent them back in AND GOT MY LOST DVD CHARGES BACK! Woot!

. . .

*looks at 2 DVDs on her coffee table*

I should probably return those.

[laura47.livejournal.com]

oh gods, i have so been there. i am there again. not quite 18 but... a lot.

but i use the instant queue! so it's okay! i swear!

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I use that to double-check the credits on the reviews at Classic-Horror. It's immensely useful for such things.

[booster17.livejournal.com]

Speaking as the post office employee who has to pull those fuckers out of his machine every single day...

...take your time. Really. Honest!

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Hehe. Sorry!

[booster17.livejournal.com]

You get a pass, what with being in a different continent and all. :)

[kittycat22.livejournal.com]

ROFL. That was SO ME when I had my Netflix account. I'd keep dvds for like a billion months and pay SO MUCH MORE than the cost of buying the damn thing in monthly dues.

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

I used to do that but have been totally good lately, maybe because I only get one at a time now so it's like, wow, if I want ANYTHING else, I totally have to send this back!

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I totally did want other movies. I just, um, was too lazy. Now my apartment complex has a little outgoing mail slot right by my mailbox.

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*

Man, I had nowhere near that fanfare when I mailed mine back. Of course, I'd only had them 3 months.

[njordsifusansoo.livejournal.com]

so the question is do you even know what is in your queue or what movies they will be sending you next?

[kalquessa.livejournal.com]

Surely the heavenly spheres are moving backward in their courses!

[fireworkfiasco.livejournal.com]

...does this mean you're on the straight and narrow now? HAVE WE LOST YOU TO THE LIGHT SIDE?