So, what ARE the elements of the Ultimate Story?

[jetpack_monkey]

We all know that evil robot clones from the future and monkeys with jetpacks can do nothing but improve a storyline. I mean, Citizen Kane's just a piece of self-important cinematic bombast until you throw in a toxic mutated freak and an evil alternate universe version of said freak (which is a good substitution for an evil robot clone) and suddenly you have the genius of Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV.

So, let's get listy here. What are some necessary elements for the Ultimate Story?

- Monkeys with jetpacks
- Evil robot clones from the future
- Zombies, preferably in a band of some kind (hjcallipygian)
- Lots and lots of gratuitous sex without meaning or logic (seeshellirun)
- A gigantic space/air battle with whooshing sounds.
- Death by Pop-Tart/bunny hybrid named Mr. Majenta (soleilsoul)
- Hidden weaponry in the climactic battle, preferably something with an unexpected blade.

Evil robot clones from the future property of hjcallipygian

Comments

[seeshellirun.livejournal.com]

Don't forget lots and lots of gratuitous sex. Preferably with no emotional meaning or logic, whatsoever.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Oh, how could I forget gratuitous sex?