The Annual Easter Sacrilege
Apr. 8th, 2007 03:54 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jetpack_monkeyIt's Easter, which means it's time for me to offend some more sensibilities!
For those of you just tuning in, the following was originally posted on Easter 2005, bringing hilarity to some and outright indignation to a few. There was drama and defriending. Lesson learned: use a cut-tag. Lesson not learned: don't post offensive humor about messiahs.
You're telling me that a guy comes back from the dead after being crucified? Sounds like an awesome zombie revenge movie to me!
"Yoooou deniiied me threee tiiimes!"
"No, I swear I didn't."
"Yooou're doooing it agaaaain."
"Jesus, I'm sorry! Really!"
"Tooo laaaate!"
"What are you doing? OHMYLORDNO! AAAAAGH!"
(Jesus eats of Peter's body and drinks of Peter's blood)
That would be an awesome movie. You've seen the Passion, now witness the Revenge of the Christ!
For those of you just tuning in, the following was originally posted on Easter 2005, bringing hilarity to some and outright indignation to a few. There was drama and defriending. Lesson learned: use a cut-tag. Lesson not learned: don't post offensive humor about messiahs.
You're telling me that a guy comes back from the dead after being crucified? Sounds like an awesome zombie revenge movie to me!
"Yoooou deniiied me threee tiiimes!"
"No, I swear I didn't."
"Yooou're doooing it agaaaain."
"Jesus, I'm sorry! Really!"
"Tooo laaaate!"
"What are you doing? OHMYLORDNO! AAAAAGH!"
(Jesus eats of Peter's body and drinks of Peter's blood)
That would be an awesome movie. You've seen the Passion, now witness the Revenge of the Christ!
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