The Annual Easter Sacrilege

[jetpack_monkey]

It's Easter, which means it's time for me to offend some more sensibilities!

For those of you just tuning in, the following was originally posted on Easter 2005, bringing hilarity to some and outright indignation to a few. There was drama and defriending. Lesson learned: use a cut-tag. Lesson not learned: don't post offensive humor about messiahs.


You're telling me that a guy comes back from the dead after being crucified? Sounds like an awesome zombie revenge movie to me!

"Yoooou deniiied me threee tiiimes!"

"No, I swear I didn't."

"Yooou're doooing it agaaaain."

"Jesus, I'm sorry! Really!"

"Tooo laaaate!"

"What are you doing? OHMYLORDNO! AAAAAGH!"

(Jesus eats of Peter's body and drinks of Peter's blood)

That would be an awesome movie. You've seen the Passion, now witness the Revenge of the Christ!

Comments

[fannishnonsense]

Wahahahaha! OMG, best Easter post ever!

[coltsbane.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. I responded to my family's greeting of "Happy Easter!" today with "Happy Zombie and Chocolate Day!"

[booster17.livejournal.com]

I don't get to use this icon very much either.

[froggimus_rex]

:P

[bellatemple]

dude, one of my first thoughts upon waking up yesterday was "Jesus is dead today!"

Now just picture what happened when they tried to convert the followers of Vodoun. . . . "He died and then was resurrected three days later." "Dude, we get that all the time. They're called zombies."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_jealousy_/]

Still my favorite of all of Harry Dresden's T-shirts:

Easter's been canceled
They found the body

[musicforcylons.livejournal.com]

:D My greetings to my employees today, depending on their senses of humor ranged between "Hoppy Bunnies!" and "Happy Zombie Jesus Day!"

Best way to celebrate spring holidays? Roasting peeps over an open flame and making s'mores.

[packmentality.livejournal.com]

I heart your annual sacrilege. I have been stumbling around all morning, crying out for Judas' brains and startling my roommate into hysterical, debilitating laughter.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Oh, Seely, you couldn't be more wrong.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

It's like the very best icon ever.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you. Welcome aboard.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Mm. Chocolate zombies.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

I really need to write up a full version of this for next year. I don't want the material to get stale.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. Tasty.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I want a Jesus voodoo doll now. I'm a terrible person.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Thank ya. Mm. Judas brains.

On a serch

[iichliebedichi.livejournal.com]

Serching on Google.com I find this thread. I'm on a constant serch to find a T-Shirt that says "easter's canceled, they found the body." Anyone know where?