*Iz Ded from Stabbing*

[jetpack_monkey]

So, midnightfae and I have found a new place to be roomies together, looks like. Which is excellent for more reasons than one...

For one, I'm apparently dead.

I was at the grocery store with midnightfae, and I ran into this older fellow who also lives at my apartment complex. He said, "Young man, I thought you were dead." To which I thought, "Say what?" He went onto explain -- there was a stabbing at 1 AM last night near my apartment complex and common gossip was that I had been the victim of the stabbing... and that midnightfae was the stabber.

I assume this is because I am the youngest renter in my complex.

So, yes. Looking forward to new place. Do not wish to be dead.

Comments

[brightone.livejournal.com]

o_0

Please continue to not be stabbinated.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I will do my very very best. If only to make it to the day when I can squish a Mandy or TWO Mandys.

[holy-whatever.livejournal.com]

...

...I'm the youngest in MY complex. Should I move somewhere where I won't be in danger of being stabbed? Should I find a place where there are younger and smaller people than me?

Granted, this means I would have to go live in a kindergarten, but the point stands.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I dunno, but I have a good 10 year deficit on most everyone in the complex (save one or two young families). I can't imagine why they'd say I was the victim otherwise. I mean, geez macreeze.

[lwbush.livejournal.com]

Two things -

First: You two must have a very paaionate relationship, for them to assume she stabbed you.

Second: Aren't you sort of, uhm, unique? Was the stabbing victim equally tall?

Just askin'.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

We're just good friends. It's very strange.

And yes, I am very tall. I have no details on the victim beyond the whole "it was me" factor, however.

[easalle.livejournal.com]

Does that mean you can call in dead to work? Okay. I am sorry. But wow odd that they thought it was you.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no kidding. I don't wanna be dead.

[kachirri.livejournal.com]

My sweet and innocent midnightfae a stabber? NO! I won't believe it. Having a heart attack while trying to keep up with her when she's talking at the speed of light? Yes, that I can see. But stabbing? Naw.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I know! I was shocked! Shocked, I tell you.

She seemed like such a quiet girl (snerk), kept to herself (teehee).

[kachirri.livejournal.com]

You know what they say...It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for. Especially when it comes to light that she worshiped the Golden Platypus... such a shock really.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I know. We all thought she was a good Cthulhu-worshipper. Sigh. She'll never get into Miskatonic U this way.

[butterflykiki.livejournal.com]

Wow. Weiiiird. And you should get some kind of "I'm Not the Dead Guy" T-shirt for this kind of thing.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Nooooo kidding. That would be awesome.

[diannelamerc.livejournal.com]

I, for one, think it's mighty gracious of you to forgive midnightfae for stabbinating you dead last night. Enough to room with her even!

Then again, you are a really big guy, y'know.... ;-)

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I am at that. A true, warmhearted, forgiving person.

That said, she tries it again and she best sleep with one eye open. *G*

[booster17.livejournal.com]

Have you considered getting midnightfae to now go round the complex asking for money and making veiled allusions to people not wanting to end up like you?

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. That'd be a great way to come up with the deposit for the new place.

[coltsbane.livejournal.com]

*clings*

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

*clings back omg*

[tinylegacies.livejournal.com]

Well for starters that's one hell of a convo opener.

And geez... that's just insanely crazy.

*is glad you are not stabbinated*

*does not wonder if I can borrow midnightfae to stabbinate my own exceptionally tall roomie*

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

It really truly is.

[hjcallipygian.livejournal.com]

I wish I had a witty comment or something like that, but really, all I got is a lot of laughing.

Heh...

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I appreciate your appreciative laughter.

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

Ya know, all the best people have died at LEAST once.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Good to know I'm in such good company as Buffy, Spike, Angel, James T. Kirk, Sydney Bristow, Michael Vaughn, Spymommy, Spock, Gandalf, Superman, Green Arrow, all of the X-Men, any given Cylon, The Doctor, The Master, and Keith Mars.

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

any given Cylon

The Cylons discover the history of football once landing on earth. BSG changes its name to Any Given Cylon and moves to SpikeTV.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

"Coach Baltar... I don't know if I can play with this torn hamstring."

"Right, Leoben, well..." Baltar stares off into the distance. "Oh that's very nice, but not right now... yes, well, um... oooh, stop that..." He shakes his head. "This team's counting on you, Leoben. Now if... if you don't mind, I shall be in my office. Alone."

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Hey, that's my gig.

[kittycat22.livejournal.com]

*snerks*

Only you, man. This would only happen to you! :p

At least you know the old guy is watchin' out for ya!

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Although pretty soon it will be something of a moot point since I won't be living there anymore.

[jgracio.livejournal.com]

That's... unique. :)

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

To say the least.

[sarakat.livejournal.com]

Glad you're not dead. And yay for finding a new apartment! But, um, are you sure you want to move in with someone accused of murder? Especially since it's your murder she's accused of?

*g*

Did you find out from this older gentleman just what it was about the victim and the stabbee that made them think it was you and midnightfae?

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Well, you know, forgive and forget.

And alas, I have no idea what made them think we were a pairing of murdered and murderer.

[http://users.livejournal.com/charlotteb_/]

*is now humming "I'm Not Dead Yet" from Spamalot*

I blame you. Or maybe midnightfae.

*goes to buy zombie repellant, just in case*

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I am not dead yet
I can dance and I can sing
I am not dead yet
I can do the Highland Fling
I am not dead yet
No need to go to bed
No need to call the doctor
Cuz I'm not yet dead!