*Iz Ded from Stabbing*

[jetpack_monkey]

So, midnightfae and I have found a new place to be roomies together, looks like. Which is excellent for more reasons than one...

For one, I'm apparently dead.

I was at the grocery store with midnightfae, and I ran into this older fellow who also lives at my apartment complex. He said, "Young man, I thought you were dead." To which I thought, "Say what?" He went onto explain -- there was a stabbing at 1 AM last night near my apartment complex and common gossip was that I had been the victim of the stabbing... and that midnightfae was the stabber.

I assume this is because I am the youngest renter in my complex.

So, yes. Looking forward to new place. Do not wish to be dead.

Comments

[brightone.livejournal.com]

o_0

Please continue to not be stabbinated.

[holy-whatever.livejournal.com]

...

...I'm the youngest in MY complex. Should I move somewhere where I won't be in danger of being stabbed? Should I find a place where there are younger and smaller people than me?

Granted, this means I would have to go live in a kindergarten, but the point stands.

[lwbush.livejournal.com]

Two things -

First: You two must have a very paaionate relationship, for them to assume she stabbed you.

Second: Aren't you sort of, uhm, unique? Was the stabbing victim equally tall?

Just askin'.

[easalle.livejournal.com]

Does that mean you can call in dead to work? Okay. I am sorry. But wow odd that they thought it was you.

[kachirri.livejournal.com]

My sweet and innocent midnightfae a stabber? NO! I won't believe it. Having a heart attack while trying to keep up with her when she's talking at the speed of light? Yes, that I can see. But stabbing? Naw.

[butterflykiki.livejournal.com]

Wow. Weiiiird. And you should get some kind of "I'm Not the Dead Guy" T-shirt for this kind of thing.

[diannelamerc.livejournal.com]

I, for one, think it's mighty gracious of you to forgive midnightfae for stabbinating you dead last night. Enough to room with her even!

Then again, you are a really big guy, y'know.... ;-)

[booster17.livejournal.com]

Have you considered getting midnightfae to now go round the complex asking for money and making veiled allusions to people not wanting to end up like you?

[coltsbane.livejournal.com]

*clings*

[tinylegacies.livejournal.com]

Well for starters that's one hell of a convo opener.

And geez... that's just insanely crazy.

*is glad you are not stabbinated*

*does not wonder if I can borrow midnightfae to stabbinate my own exceptionally tall roomie*

[hjcallipygian.livejournal.com]

I wish I had a witty comment or something like that, but really, all I got is a lot of laughing.

Heh...

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

Ya know, all the best people have died at LEAST once.

[kittycat22.livejournal.com]

*snerks*

Only you, man. This would only happen to you! :p

At least you know the old guy is watchin' out for ya!

[jgracio.livejournal.com]

That's... unique. :)

[sarakat.livejournal.com]

Glad you're not dead. And yay for finding a new apartment! But, um, are you sure you want to move in with someone accused of murder? Especially since it's your murder she's accused of?

*g*

Did you find out from this older gentleman just what it was about the victim and the stabbee that made them think it was you and midnightfae?

[http://users.livejournal.com/charlotteb_/]

*is now humming "I'm Not Dead Yet" from Spamalot*

I blame you. Or maybe midnightfae.

*goes to buy zombie repellant, just in case*