Aeronautic Primates and Other Delights

So Community is on Netflix now, so that's where most of my attention has been. Never mind that I already own the first three seasons and could have been watching it this entire time.

I haven't left my apartment building in nine days. I'm terrified of getting sick before sol_se can get here. I only go out for the pharmacy and groceries.

I managed slightly more than one movie. I started watching a third, but it didn't catch my attention enough to finish (also Criterion Channel crapped out on me).

Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991)
Eat Local (2019) w/sol_se 

I love the original Naked Gun and the sequel is fine.

Eat Local (or Eat Locals as Amazon and IMDb would have it, despite the singular appearing in the film itself and on the poster) is a weird vampire movie that can't settle on a tone. Does it want to be badass, brooding, or the kind of movie where a flaming chicken is launched from an explosion? Hard to tell! I think I liked it? It has Martha Jones, Gwen Cooper, and Daredevil in it!

The Greendale Seven return tonight! Yaaaaay! *runs to set the DVR, because he'll be working*

I had a dream last night that I was convinced, while I was having it, that it would make a fantastic Community spec script. I thought it was totally brilliant. I even had a follow-up dream where I pitched it to Dan Harmon and he thought it was great and told me to write it.

Unfortunately, after I woke up, I couldn't recall most of the funny bits, just the basic premise and some of the key dramatic moments. Sadly, those key dramatic moments hinged on the presence of Community characters that only existed in my dream -- me, Captain America, and franzeska . Although there was one funny exchange with Dean Pelton and Abed that I can still remember and like a lot.

The dream episode centered around a Greendale soccer and/or ice hockey game (it didn't switch back and forth in the dream -- rather, I had the dream once and went back and made a revision and had it again. It played very differently -- when I was forward playing soccer, we lost, but when I wasn't playing ice hockey and Captain America was forward (or whatever) we won, but disaster struck. Jeff Winger was goalie in both versions. Half the episode took place in the bleacher with various interpersonal subplots that I can't actually recall (just that at one point I realized that I'd totally neglected to put Pierce in and Andre was jealous because he thought Shirley was flirting with another man, but really she was just being friendly with a preacher because she was thinking of switching to his church).

Also I have no Community icons. This is sad.