My Day In A Nut

[jetpack_monkey]

Wow. I totally sat down and wrote four novels, angst-free. Then I showed them off to people, completely unapologetic of their quality and willing to accept criticism without making it personal on some level. I'm being published sometime around seven, although it may be as late as ten if the wind's wrong.

I was late to work by five minutes because of this, but that's okay, because I have zero fear for the stability of my job. I'm going to be a permanent fixture here. Seriously! They're dipping me in bronze in twenty minutes and displaying me in the waiting room.

Tonight's totally exciting, since I plan to sit down and watch a marathon of Seventh Heaven with my study group and discuss the deep philosophical consequences of that one episode where they sacrificed a goat in the name of Satan. Man, Lucy urinating on the Bible and consuming a human fetus is such a strong statement for family values.

Oh, yeah. And I killed a man just to watch him die. It was cool.

happy rabbit hole day

Comments

[packmentality.livejournal.com]

Hail Satan! *falls over*

[gelishan.livejournal.com]

But. But. If they dip you in bronze and display you in the waiting room, how can you sit down and watch a marathon of Seventh Heaven? Or are they bronzing you in your chair? Or are they just bronzing your chair? Or your hair?

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

They will not bronze me in chair. They will not bronze just my hair. They will not bronze me in a box. They will not bronze me with a fox. They will not bronze me, gelishan, they will not bronze this handsome man.