OMG OMFG DO YOU KNOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW (YOU DO BUT LET'S JUST PLAY THIS OUT FOR A MOMENT)
VESTS AND SHIT AND THEN SMASHING THE FUCK OUT OF GLASS CABINETS IS THE NEW CRYING ON A BEACH.
BEAUTY AND BEAST MOTIFS WHERE THE BEAST IS ACTUALLY A FUCKIN BEAST AND NOT JUST A MOPEY DUDE WITH A BAD FACE TATTOO AND YOU SAY "HOLY SHIT, CHICK, YOU ARE INTO THAT? YOU ARE A LONGTERM INVESTMENT GOOD HEARTED CHICK, CHICK!"
AND THEN YOU SAY "OH WHO AM I EVEN KIDDING I AM INTO THAT AND SO IS HALF OF TUMBLR FINALLY MY SHIPPER HEART IF SET FREE"
GODDAMN
ALSO SECONDING RED. RED. FUCK MY CAPS ARE NOT CAPPED ENOUGH TO EMPHASIZE THIS PROPERLY HOLY SHIT SHE'S GREAT.
I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG I WAS ALREADY INVESTED IN THE SHOW FOR "ADVANCED LADY-REASONS" AND THEN SKIN DEEP HAPPENED AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIT ME BUT OH GOD HE CAN BE SO VULNERABLE HOW DID HE DO THAT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN WHY DID THEY HAVE TO CAST SOMEONE THAT GOOD AND ALSO FROM GLASGOW???
GOD I KNOW I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SHIP THIS, THIS SHOW, HOW DOES IT DO THIS TO ME, IT'S CRUEL, CRUEL TO GET ME SO INVOLVED. I LIKE THE CANON SHIPS! LIKE, SHOW? SHOW? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I WANT THEM TO LOVE HAPPILY EVER. THEY DROPPED IN A LINE ABOUT HOW IT'S BEEN MONTHS BECAUSE ONE OF MY PET PEEVES IS PEOPLE FALLING IN LOVE TOO FAST. BUT MONTHS! YES!
AND HE DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE A CREEPY FUCKED UP RELATIONSHIP WITH HER IF SHE WAS HIS CAPTIVE, SO HE LET HER GO. IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING, SET IT FREE! AND SHE CAME BACK TO HIM! I LIKE CAN'T ACTUALLY FAULT WHAT HE DID IN THAT SCENE AT ALL! HE'S ALL "OKAY I WON'T SHARE MY PAIN IF I THINK YOU'RE SERIOUS, ALSO FREEDOM", ALSO MAYBE HE'S REALIZED IT'S MEAN TO KEEP HER CAPTIVE. MAYBE HIS PLAN ALL ALONG WAS TO GET A GIRL WHO WAS WHINY AND SCARED OF HIM THEN LET HER GO WHEN HE GOT BORED, BUT BELLE WAS JUST SO SWEET AND KIND AND MAKING THE BEST OUT OF THE SITUATION AND WAS ALMOST CERTAINLY THE FIRST PERSON TO TREAT HIM LIKE A HUMAN INSTEAD OF A MONSTER SINCE BAE AND UUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
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Re: IN ADDITION TO THE AFOREMENTIONED DELIGHTS
Date: 2012-10-16 04:59 am (UTC)VESTS AND SHIT AND THEN SMASHING THE FUCK OUT OF GLASS CABINETS IS THE NEW CRYING ON A BEACH.
BEAUTY AND BEAST MOTIFS WHERE THE BEAST IS ACTUALLY A FUCKIN BEAST AND NOT JUST A MOPEY DUDE WITH A BAD FACE TATTOO AND YOU SAY "HOLY SHIT, CHICK, YOU ARE INTO THAT? YOU ARE A LONGTERM INVESTMENT GOOD HEARTED CHICK, CHICK!"
AND THEN YOU SAY "OH WHO AM I EVEN KIDDING I AM INTO THAT AND SO IS HALF OF TUMBLR FINALLY MY SHIPPER HEART IF SET FREE"
GODDAMN
ALSO SECONDING RED. RED. FUCK MY CAPS ARE NOT CAPPED ENOUGH TO EMPHASIZE THIS PROPERLY HOLY SHIT SHE'S GREAT.
Re: IN ADDITION TO THE AFOREMENTIONED DELIGHTS
Date: 2012-10-16 05:16 am (UTC)MOTTO THIS.
AND FUCK YES, MY SHIPPER HEART WAS SET FUCKING FREE. DOUBLE GODDAMN.
Re: IN ADDITION TO THE AFOREMENTIONED DELIGHTS
Date: 2012-10-16 05:26 am (UTC)Re: IN ADDITION TO THE AFOREMENTIONED DELIGHTS
Date: 2012-10-16 03:07 pm (UTC)AND HE DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE A CREEPY FUCKED UP RELATIONSHIP WITH HER IF SHE WAS HIS CAPTIVE, SO HE LET HER GO. IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING, SET IT FREE! AND SHE CAME BACK TO HIM! I LIKE CAN'T ACTUALLY FAULT WHAT HE DID IN THAT SCENE AT ALL! HE'S ALL "OKAY I WON'T SHARE MY PAIN IF I THINK YOU'RE SERIOUS, ALSO FREEDOM", ALSO MAYBE HE'S REALIZED IT'S MEAN TO KEEP HER CAPTIVE. MAYBE HIS PLAN ALL ALONG WAS TO GET A GIRL WHO WAS WHINY AND SCARED OF HIM THEN LET HER GO WHEN HE GOT BORED, BUT BELLE WAS JUST SO SWEET AND KIND AND MAKING THE BEST OUT OF THE SITUATION AND WAS ALMOST CERTAINLY THE FIRST PERSON TO TREAT HIM LIKE A HUMAN INSTEAD OF A MONSTER SINCE BAE AND UUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Re: IN ADDITION TO THE AFOREMENTIONED DELIGHTS
Date: 2012-10-16 03:03 pm (UTC)NO GLASS IS SAFE FROM RUMPLES.
SIDNEY HAD BETTER FUCKING HIDE FOR REALS, IS WHAT I'M SAYING!