YES. YES SHE DOES AND YOU WILL DAMN WELL LISTEN TO HER BECAUSE GUN'S AIN'T SHIT AGAINST SOME OGRES, EMMA
GUNS AIN'T SHIT AND THEY WILL LOOK AT YOUR GUN AND SAY "WHAT IS THIS? OH WAIT I COULD GIVE A FUCK" AND THEN YOU REALIZE THAT FIRING A WARNING SHOT IN FAIRYTALE LAND WAS NOT ONLY STUPID BUT AN UNECONOMICAL USE OF BULLETS.
I THINK IN ALL PROBABILITY THE GUN WOULD HAVE KILLED THE OGRE IF SHE HAD SHOT IT IN THE EYE BUT SHE DIDN'T BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT FIGHTING NONHUMANS OR ABOUT HOW YOU DO NOT FIRE WARNING SHOTS IN OGRE COUNTRY, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE HER MOMMA DOES AND HER MOMMA IS A FUCKING BADASS WHO CAN PROTECT HER AGAINST THE DANGERS OF THIS WORLD BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MOTHERS ARE THERE FOR BABY.
THIS IS TRUE, ALSO SHE WAS GOING THROUGH A LOT OF THINGS AND WANTED HER MOTHER TO KNOW SHE WAS A BIG GIRL WHO HAD TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF HER WHOLE LIFE, THANK-YOU-VERY-MUCH BUT IT IS OKAY TO NEED HELP SOMETIMES.
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Re: AND FOR ANOTHER THING
Date: 2012-10-16 03:19 am (UTC)Re: AND FOR ANOTHER THING
Date: 2012-10-16 04:53 am (UTC)GUNS AIN'T SHIT AND THEY WILL LOOK AT YOUR GUN AND SAY "WHAT IS THIS? OH WAIT I COULD GIVE A FUCK" AND THEN YOU REALIZE THAT FIRING A WARNING SHOT IN FAIRYTALE LAND WAS NOT ONLY STUPID BUT AN UNECONOMICAL USE OF BULLETS.
LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER, EMMA.
Re: AND FOR ANOTHER THING
Date: 2012-10-16 05:08 am (UTC)Re: AND FOR ANOTHER THING
Date: 2012-10-16 05:12 am (UTC)IT IS OKAY and OH GOD ;_;