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[personal profile] thirdblindmouse has threatened to spam my journal with OUAT feels. I say bring it on.

YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME?

Date: 2012-10-16 02:52 am (UTC)
thirdblindmouse: The captain, wearing an upturned pitcher on his head, gazes critically into the mirror. (Default)
From: [personal profile] thirdblindmouse
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL. REGINA. SHE IS FUCKING AMAZING. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING AWESOME SHE IS? WELL MAYBE SHE ISN'T. I MEAN, SHE IS, SHE'S GOT ALL THIS MAGIC AND SHIT, SHE IS THE EVIL FUCKING QUEEN. BUT SHE'S GOT PAIN. REAL PAIN LIKE I CAN'T REVEAL BECAUSE IT'S A LATE S1 SPOILER, BUT THE BEST PART IS FROM 1X01-1X02: THIS ONE TIME HER ALL-CONSUMING PAIN/HATRED OF SNOW WHITE LED HER TO MURDER HER FATHER, THE ONE PERSON IN ALL THE WORLD SHE LOVED MOST, SO THAT SHE COULD CURSE SNOW. AND AS A RESULT, THERE IS A HOLE IN HER THAT MIGHT NEVER BE FILLED. BUT THERE IS ONE LOOPHOLE IN HER CURSE THAT SHE COULDN'T FILL, AND THAT IS THAT SNOW'S DAUGHTER COULD ESCAPE AND END THE CURSE. AND SNOW'S BABY DAUGHTER DOES ESCAPE.

18 YEARS INTO THE CURSE, A STILL-EMPTY-HEARTED REGINA DECIDES TO ADOPT A SON TO FILL THAT HOLE (SHE NAMES HIM AFTER HER DAD AWWWW). BUT SHE CAN'T BRING HERSELF TO LOVE EVEN HER SON, BECAUSE SHE'S EMPTY INSIDE. IS YOUR HEART NOT BREAKING YET? AND WHAT'S WORSES, THE BOY'S BIRTH MOTHER COMES TO TOWN TO STEAL HER SON. BECAUSE HE SON WENT AND GOT HER AND ASKED HER TO, BECAUSE HE THINKS REGINA IS EVIL. HOW ABOUT NOW, BREAKING YET? WORST OF ALL, THIS WOMAN, *HER OWN SON'S MOTHER* IS THE ONE WHO WILL END THE CURSE! HER ARCHENEMY'S GRANDSON IS THE ONE SHE WANTS TO LOVE MORE THAN ANYTHING.

Re: YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME?

Date: 2012-10-16 03:23 am (UTC)
thirdblindmouse: The captain, wearing an upturned pitcher on his head, gazes critically into the mirror. (Default)
From: [personal profile] thirdblindmouse
LOOK, I'M KIND OF MANIC RIGHT NOW AND SOMEBODY GAVE ME ACCESS TO A KEYBOARD. YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF.

Re: YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME?

Date: 2012-10-16 03:25 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] laura47
HE REALLY DID! HE TAUNTED US!

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