jetpack_monkey | (no subject)

hi, this is dave. i'm one of nate's coworkers. i don't gotta lot of time, but this was nate's last wish and stuff before he was eaten by zombies. yeah, it sounds stupid, but we're under attak here. nate was all like, i saw the dawn of the dead and he'd get us thru this and then he's eaten. srsly, blood everywhere. he managed to crawl back into the building and then he told me his password (which is weak so I changed it) and to post to let everyone no whats up. then he died.

whatever. he wanted you guys to know that he was sorry he was gonna miss con. I don't know what that means, but he's sorry. i got him under a sheet here and I'm sposed to shoot him in the head if he gets up again.

hold on. he's moving. i gotta go check this out. i'll be right back.