Hello New Friend types

[jetpack_monkey]

If you've just friended this journal thanks to the lifeonmartha friending bonanza, bravo. Bravo for a few reasons:

First, for locating an actual male in online fandom. We are a rare species and should be treasured. *high five to hjcallipygian*

Second, because I'm awesome. Ask anybody. No, not him. And not her either. There, over there. The person that only appears to have been paid off. Trust them.

Third, because I am very very tall and you can never have enough friends who can be so described.

Content-wise, I'm in a bit of a transitional stage. I hope you like movies. I can be quite edutaining about film. It comes from 1.5 years in a cinema degree from a state university. Think Tarantino with half the cool or Roger Ebert with half the attention span. Think about that very hard. Now let it go, because I'm nothing like that.

I make icons. I RP when I have time. I write horror movie reviews when I have more time. I'm a big geek all of the time.

There. That basically fails to sum me up. Enjoy.

ETA: New icons in the icon journal.

Comments

[kenobi.livejournal.com]

careful. He bites.

and watch out for the chainsaw.

[midnightfae.livejournal.com]

*backs away very slowly*

Just make sure you don't turn your back on him. That's all I'm saying.

[invisionary.livejournal.com]

There. That basically fails to sum me up.

You are textbook enigmatic.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

*hands behind back* Chainsaw? What chainsaw?

Traitor

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Of course, this being the Internet, their back could be to me at any time and they'd never know.

My evil plan is complete. Biscuit?

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Darn tootin'. *high fives other male fandom person*

[booster17.livejournal.com]

*polite cough to his fellow male*

[mymzee.livejournal.com]

Extraordinarily tall, to be precise. And extraordinarily funny. You get used to his clinically horrifying itching.

[timjr.livejournal.com]

I agree, sir, you are, in fact, the awesome.

*pets bribe money, muhuahahaha*

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

I maintain that there would be more males in online fandom if the rest of 'em could be coaxed off World of Warcraft. ;D

[netgirl-y2k.livejournal.com]

First, for locating an actual male in online fandom.

I think I've seen one of those before. No, no, hang on that was a snow leopard. Never mind.

Anyway, hello!

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

I just now noticed how you few and the brave tend to huddle together.

Huh.

[hjcallipygian.livejournal.com]

Is that a Barney-style or Borat-style high five? Because I'm really more a fan of the former.

[kenobi.livejournal.com]

NEVAR

oh wait..

I'm a girl.

[kenobi.livejournal.com]

the one I got you for christmas! With the bow! You never learned how to hang things correctly on the wall so they always fall off and kill people?!?

Am a traitor for thinking of everyone's safety!

The biting thing is kinda kinky

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I, uh, never saw Borat, so I'm gonna go with Barney on this one.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

*waves* Love the icon, by the way.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

And a high five for you! *high five*

[brightone.livejournal.com]

He is, in fact, freakishly tall.
The awesome is debatable.
Wait, I mean, yes, awesome.
*coughs, holds out hand expectantly*

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

And where have you been hiding? *tsk* We were worried *sick*. Next time you stay out all night, you call us, young lady. Honestly, I don't know what it is with you kids these days.

*ignores fact that he's actually younger for sake of comedy*

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Males in online fandom: dozens of wingmen, no mavericks.

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

See, girls can multitask. ;)

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Don't spend that all in one place, now.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

*slips you a Hamilton*

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

*lets icon speak for itself*

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Which is why I don't play WoW. You'd never see me again. I'd come to San Diego and stay in the hotel on the free wi-fi, cursing the lag.

[hjcallipygian.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen Borat, either. Yay Barney!

[brightone.livejournal.com]

*glees*

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

We could also do a Todd-five, but one of us would have to make an extremely obscure and possibly unintended sexual reference.

[hjcallipygian.livejournal.com]

Dude. My username is an extremely obscure and possibly unintended sexual reference. =)

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

*bone-shattering high-five* Oh yeah!

[crevette.livejournal.com]

Are you famous now?

Cool!

[mymzee.livejournal.com]

I was abducted. By aliens. That don't have internet access? Hmmm...I should probably open this up to everyone to add something about my absence. That way the story will be much more fantastical and therefore better.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I wish. Oh how I wish.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

And the aliens forced you to participate in a four-part ukelele band.

[diannelamerc.livejournal.com]

Yeah, now we just need to know what the "hj" stands for....

(picked up some fun words in history classes ;)

[diannelamerc.livejournal.com]

Well you think anyone is tall...

*smirks*

Now even I consider him extremely tall.

(And if any of you new friend-types knew me IRL, that would actually mean something.)

[brightone.livejournal.com]

So much abuse I take, just for being wee! :P

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but we still love you.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Oh heck yes.