This Clock Will Flip Out and Kill People

[jetpack_monkey]

I bought this wall clock over the weekend. I saw it on sale at the Willow House here in Phoenix and I couldn't resist. It's hanging in the kitchen, where it's always Ninja O'Clock and Massacre Seconds.

Still sick, but thinking of the swingin' ninja pendulum helps.

Comments

[hjcallipygian.livejournal.com]

That is so totally made of awesome that the rest of the nation is experiencing an awesome shortage.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I know. People keep calling me up and demanding I bring the awesome back. And then I ask them who they think they're calling. And they say "Justin Timberlake." And I say "Uh, that's sexy back." And they're like, "No, we just want to hear that dick in a box song." And so I sing a few lines for them and they go away.

Cold meds make me crazy.

[hjcallipygian.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, Justin Timberlake played that song at a concert in NYC. Andy Samberg got on stage with him and they were all dressed up in those outfits and everything.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Seriously? That saps some of the awesome from my clock and brings it to the Big Apple. That's fried gold, man.

"Dick in a Box: The Movie"