Leave a Fictional Message After the Tone...

[jetpack_monkey]

Meme ganked from mara_sho and gumboy

Leave a list of fictional characters in your journal that you would love to get a message from. It is your friend-list's mission, should they choose to accept it, to leave you an in-character comment from:

BtVS - Xander Harris
Doctor Who - 9
Angel - Gunn
The Prisoner - any Number 2
Firefly - Book
Heroes - Hiro
Veronica Mars - Wallace
Alias - Jack Bristow
Wonderfalls - Jaye Tyler
Farscape - John Crichton
Scrubs - Dr. Cox

(you don't have to make a journal for these guys by the way - you being them is cool!)

Comments

[dr-snark.livejournal.com]

Oh for the love of *GOD* Newbie. You can't be serious. Do you really expect people to take you seriously if you use "Men at Work" for your voice mail message. I mean if you want to true to character you should at least use "Call me" from Blondie since: "A" you're a girl and "B" no one but me is going to call you anyway and that's only so I can find out when the next slumber party is. So when you finally get back to planet earth, Shirley, Bob "The Devil" Kelso is looking a lap dog for his most recent research project and my first thought was to phone you and call you "Lassie". See what I did there? I called you a girl's name and a dog's name at the same time to help you with the transition. Don't mess this up Scrappy and you'll swimming in Scooby snacks before the end of the month. Sit! Speak! Goooooooooooood dog!

*click*

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

It was right about then that I realized that Doctor Cox really loved me as a surrogate son and was hiding this love under layers of abuse and spittle.

*looking at answering machine* I love you, too, new Dad.

THE DOCTOR

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

Don't be alarmed. Everything will be absolutely fine and dandy if you just read this message and think very hard about the American President Abraham Lincoln. Are you thinking very hard about this historical figure? Good.... No, stop wondering or questioning, don't think - just concentrate. Abraham Lincoln.

Good? I appreciate the help, you've been a part of my glorious plan to save the world yet again. Please continue business as normal.

- The Doctor

Re: THE DOCTOR

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln...

JACK BRISTOW

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

It has come to my attention that a known terrorist to our national security, alias The Doctor, has been in contact with you recently. As soon as you read this message, you will have forgotten any request or information he informed you of. Have a nice day.

Re: JACK BRISTOW

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Shit. What was I thinking about. Dammit!

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

Uh... okay, I hate to be an alarmist here, but there's a definite surplus of un-goodness going on. Maybe it's just me, but I think we've had our memory erased. Which, I know, weird, and kind of a hard thing to prove, what with the erasure and all that, but I've got this headachey feeling that isn't the good kind of post-beer headachey feeling. And I have this sick urge to watch Titanic.

Clearly, somebody did a spell. And before you accuse me of anything, no, I haven't been doing anything to make everybody sing and dance. Lesson learned here, bucko! Anyhoo, call me.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Message back:

Xander -- I know exactly what you mean. I have no idea what the hell is going on, but I've lost time. I think. I might've just lost track.

Thank god I'm not alone on the Titanic thing. That's enough proof that weird is of the now.

[booster17.livejournal.com]

Aww, man! I finally get Moya and the DRD's available to fix up a frellin' phone call across four galaxies and three wormholes and I get the wrong frellin' number. Any chance you can tell Jack Crichton, care of NASA, that he's a grandfather? Thanks!

[lwbush.livejournal.com]

Escuse me, Meester Monkey, sir-

Ando got your number from some strange lady who said you might know where I find katana? Because Peter I talked to said my future me had a sword, and I tink a katana would be the sword I would have if I were cool and a future-person who would carry a sword. Which I am, I guess.

Rremember - if you see cheerleader, save her! This vewwy important.

If you call me back, talk to Ando. He more clearer on this.