jetpack_monkey | 5 Things Meme: Part the Second

For

ladybug218: Five people Weiss totally needs to hook up with at FH:

1. Jaye Tyler, because she'd destroy him, and it'd be a funny story to tell.
2. Mac, because it'd be cute as hell.
3. Parker, because they'd probably have a good time and never speak of it again.
4. Bridge, because someone would demand boykissy eventually and Bridge is as good as anybody.
5. Dawn, because it'd be sweet and balanced and it's just crazy enough to work.

For

freedomfry: Five times Principal Bristow almost had a facial expression:

1. When Irena announced she was pregnant. Again. With a boy.
2. When Bob Fosse died.
3. He nearly smiled when Angel showed up at Credit Dauphine to start a savings account. It's a shame the credit check fell through.
4. "Principal Bristow?"

"Where... where am I? Who are you?"

"We're... we're the combined Classes of 2006 and 2007, sir," Kawalsky said. "Jaye said we had to get to Mongolia or the principal would go to pieces. We mounted a rescue. You're going to live!"

"I helped!" Cally called from the back.

"Cally helped," Kawalsky said.

"My... students," Bristow said, and a look of gratitude nearly came to pass, right before he lapsed back into unconsciousness.

5. When they cancelled Picket Fences.

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midnightfae: Five things Jack Bristow could do with a kitten:

1. Pet it.
2. Cuddle it.
3. Call it his liddle puddin'
4. Scratch its belly.
5. Do all of the above as part of a complex cover in a Humane Society acting as a front for the Covenant. The kitten is secretly rigged with a timed device that will unlock the cellar doors remotely so that the extraction team can sweep in and rescue Sydney.