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[jetpack_monkey]

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[qkellie.livejournal.com]

Er... yeah. o_O

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Amused, rushed retort.

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

Reply to retort detailing something unrelated.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Chaotic attempt to relate new subject with old subject.

[brightone.livejournal.com]

Attempt to hijack comment thread.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Comment on previous commenter's diminutive height.

[brightone.livejournal.com]

Feigned annoyance at height comment.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Cheeky snark.

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

Confused look and inquiry.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Overly verbose attempt to explain how it all works out, really.

[kajivar]

Comment.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Amusing but ultimately frivolous reply.

[kittycat22.livejournal.com]

reply

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Enthusiastic agreement.

[gelishan.livejournal.com]

Drama!

[gelishan.livejournal.com]

Passive-aggressive multiple commenting!

[gelishan.livejournal.com]

Elaborate explanation as to why YOU ARE WRONG.

[gelishan.livejournal.com]

Clarification of my last point.

[gelishan.livejournal.com]

Minute spelling correction of your original post! Belittling of your intelligence.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Grumbling acceptance of your overdramatic ways.

[gelishan.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Failed attempt at a polite "bitch, please!"

[gelishan.livejournal.com]

Admiration for your Scrubs icon. Taking offense at your attempt at politeness!

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Manic backpeddling in an attempt to remain civil!

[gelishan.livejournal.com]

FLAME WAR IN WHICH I GET ALL MY FRIENDS TO SWARM IN AND BACK ME UP. SEKRITLY POSTING FRIENDSLOCKED ENTRIES IN WHICH I JUSTIFY MY VIEWPOINT.

God, I hate Internet drama.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Assent at previous comment.

[onefishjyuufish.livejournal.com]

Comment expressing curiosity at post.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Cleverly enigmatic response that obfuscates situation even more.

[onefishjyuufish.livejournal.com]

Quizzical but amused reply.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Laughing onomatopoeia.

[bitterbyrden.livejournal.com]

Deeply affected sigh at existence of meta in an otherwise OOC world.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Confusion at previous commenter's intent with subtextual self-doubt.

[bitterbyrden.livejournal.com]

Immediate reassurance and dissolution of subtext. Attempt to assuage original poster with tales of personal woe causing caustic spill-over into otherwise haphazard and innocent commentary.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Quick nod meant to dispel perceived need for TMI.

[bitterbyrden.livejournal.com]

Good-natured disappointment at lack of further content.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Understanding shrug (with parenthetical about own lack of creativity).

[midnightfae.livejournal.com]

Sultry but amused look.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Telling, unsubtle comment about sexual relationship with previous commenter.

[ktnb81.livejournal.com]

Comment with exclamation of icon love.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Wacky suggestive gesture enclosed in asteriks with (comment about girlfriend not killing me, thank you).