Endorsement Meme

[jetpack_monkey]

Yes, I'm alive. No, I haven't seen Lost yet. Yes, I was spoiled by IMDb of all places.

So, everywhere you go, you see celebrity endorsements of products or little blurbs from publications telling you why this product is the absolute best ever. Typically speaking, these blurbs end in exclamation points and are taken completely out of context. Your mission:

1. Write a short exclamatory blurb about me that I could post in my userinfo

2. OPTIONAL: Post the longer piece that the blurb was snipped from, showing all the ugly context that the blurb removed.

Comments

[midnightfae.livejournal.com]

Oh... oh this is hard...

Give me some time to think...

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

Heh. *cackles evilly*

Long blurb:
"jetpackmonkey is a human with a brain, and he is very tall. Sometimes, people have desired to poke him with a spoon, but usually they don't actually do so. Thus, one might posit that jetpackmonkey is the coolest human being ever! But, really, he's just a human being. - Weird Guy, Daily Planet UberBlog"

Short blurb, then:
"<lj user="jetpackmonkey is the coolest human being ever!" ;)

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

Er, short blurb being:

"jetpackmonkey is the coolest human being ever!" ;)