jetpack_monkey | iTunes Meme-age

Go to your iTunes/media player/WinAmp and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

What do you think of me, iTunes? "The Difficult Kind" - Sheryl Crow. Yeah, probably true.

Will I have a happy life? "Ironic" - Alanis Morisette. So my entire life will be about something that I'm not even defining correctly? Fuckity.

Do people secretly lust after me? "Dead Man's Party" - Oingo Boingo. I'm guessing no.

How can I make myself happy? "Another One Bites the Dust" - Queen. The implications disturb me.

What should I do with my life? "Life" - The Beta Band. Wow. How insightful (actually, yes. I should live my life and stop thinking about it).

Why must life be so full of pain? "Ladder" - Stuart Davis. So we climb and climb and climb until our limbs hurt and we fall, huh?

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? "Nowhere Man" - Paul Westerberg. *blink* Riiiiight.

Will I ever have children? "Oliver's Army" - Stuart Davis. Er, well since the song refers to Oliver Cromwell, who once famously justified the killing of Irish children by saying, "Nits make lice," I find this very very very scary.

Will I die happy? "Superman" - Unwritten Law. Righteous.

Can you give me some advice? "Whip It" - Devo. Oh dear.

What do you think happiness is? "Sweet Jane" - Mazzy Star. I don't know anybody named Jane. Apparently, I should, because she is happiness.

What's my favorite fetish? "Rock 'n' Roll High School" - The Ramones. Ah. Teenage girls with good taste in music. *eyebrow*

ETA:

What do you think of me, iTunes? "You Know You're Right" - Nirvana. Damn straight.

Will I have a happy life? "Out Tonight" - Rent. Sure! What?

Do people secretly lust after me? "Oh, What a Night!" - The Four Tops. I'll take that as a yes.

How can I make myself happy? "Private Life" - Oingo Boingo. I couldn't agree more.

What should I do with my life? "Wild Sex (In the Working Class)" - Oingo Boingo. Good answer.

Why must life be so full of pain? "Welcome to Paradise" - Green Day. Hm. Heaven = Hell. Interesting.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? "Don't Stop Me Now" - Queen. Oh heck yes.

Will I ever have children? "Semicharmed Life" - Third Eye Blind. So I'll have children (charmed), but they'll hate me (semi).

Will I die happy? "One" - Johnny Cash (U2 Cover). I'm not sure how to take that.

Can you give me some advice? "I Wanna Be Your Joey Ramone" - Sleater-Kinney. You can be my Frank Zappa for all I care, just answer the damn question.

What do you think happiness is? "Brian Wilson" - Barenaked Ladies. Somehow, that makes sense.

What's my favorite fetish? "Fault Lines" - Stuart Davis. I like to have sex on potential earthquake spots? I should totally move to LA.