That Character Meme
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jetpack_monkeyTwelve characters. A lot of questions. Many embarassing pairings. Go.
1) Xander Harris
2) Irina Derevko
3) The Ninth Doctor
4) Jaye Tyler
5) Tom Servo
6) Faith
7) Sayid
8) Kaylee
9) Number Six (The Prisoner)
10) Mac
11) Gaius Baltar
12) Penny Lane
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
I haven't, but there's a certain element of Wes/Faith in there, if Wes was batshit crazy (check) and completely self-centered (uncheck). I'd read it.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Oh yeah. Snark and self-assertiveness make my quivery in my loins.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I'd say that after Kaylee accidentally invented a time machine and fell in love with the Band Aid that fell through the vortex, Simon got very drunk and figured out how that worked. And then Mal would bang his noggin against something and Jayne would make a salacious comment.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Alas, I cannot.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
*blinkity* There would be hot sex, but neither one would stick around.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Oh, Servo/Mac definitely. Can you imagine all the different ways she could tweak his programming?
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
He would probably cover his eyes, turn around, and walk out. He's a gentleman.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
After mysterious happenstances have turned the computers of Neptune High against the student body, Mac runs into an eccentric stranger who claims he can help. As they work to combat the Servo Imperium, Mac finds herself drawn to the man with the blue police box stashed in the broom closet.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
I can imagine that somebody's written it.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
In My Ears, In My Eyes (The Transistor Variations)
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Jaye's visiting family in Sunnydale. Ditching her mother, she runs into a bewildered Xander Harris, on the run from a rather gooey demon. Hiding out in Jaye's hotel room, they get freaky because Jaye's bored and there's nothing on television.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Probably?
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Who doesn't?
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I'd hope so.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Did you hear that? That was my mind breaking.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Jeepers!" Actually, no clue. But 10 points to the person who writes Mac porn where she does exclaim Jeepers or Jinkies at the moment of climax.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Oh, I suck at this.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Xander/Faith/Penny Lane: That 70s Slay. M/F/F. NC-17. Hot sex. Drug use. Time travel. Todd Rundgren.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Irina to Mac: "This will all be over in a second."
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Never?
What is Six’s super-sekrit kink?
What isn't?
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Baltar would shag Number Six if he was very very drunk and was only going by the name. "Yer a lot... lumpier than I 'member... and not in the places I liked so much..."
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Sayid is so top. The Ninth Doctor would happily bottom, I think.
“One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.” What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Translated: “Xander Harris and Number Six are in a happy relationship until Number Six suddenly runs off with Jaye Tyler. Xander, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Gaius Baltar and a brief unhappy affair with Penny Lane, then follows the wise advice of Tom Servo and finds true love with The Ninth Doctor.”
Title: The Number Game.
I have no idea who would read it. I would just for the crack quotient.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Vindicated -- obviously the Island is not in this plane of existence and therefore Sayid can have hot sex on a Firefly once he's rescued.
1) Xander Harris
2) Irina Derevko
3) The Ninth Doctor
4) Jaye Tyler
5) Tom Servo
6) Faith
7) Sayid
8) Kaylee
9) Number Six (The Prisoner)
10) Mac
11) Gaius Baltar
12) Penny Lane
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
I haven't, but there's a certain element of Wes/Faith in there, if Wes was batshit crazy (check) and completely self-centered (uncheck). I'd read it.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Oh yeah. Snark and self-assertiveness make my quivery in my loins.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I'd say that after Kaylee accidentally invented a time machine and fell in love with the Band Aid that fell through the vortex, Simon got very drunk and figured out how that worked. And then Mal would bang his noggin against something and Jayne would make a salacious comment.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Alas, I cannot.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
*blinkity* There would be hot sex, but neither one would stick around.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Oh, Servo/Mac definitely. Can you imagine all the different ways she could tweak his programming?
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
He would probably cover his eyes, turn around, and walk out. He's a gentleman.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
After mysterious happenstances have turned the computers of Neptune High against the student body, Mac runs into an eccentric stranger who claims he can help. As they work to combat the Servo Imperium, Mac finds herself drawn to the man with the blue police box stashed in the broom closet.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
I can imagine that somebody's written it.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
In My Ears, In My Eyes (The Transistor Variations)
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Jaye's visiting family in Sunnydale. Ditching her mother, she runs into a bewildered Xander Harris, on the run from a rather gooey demon. Hiding out in Jaye's hotel room, they get freaky because Jaye's bored and there's nothing on television.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Probably?
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Who doesn't?
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I'd hope so.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Did you hear that? That was my mind breaking.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Jeepers!" Actually, no clue. But 10 points to the person who writes Mac porn where she does exclaim Jeepers or Jinkies at the moment of climax.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Oh, I suck at this.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Xander/Faith/Penny Lane: That 70s Slay. M/F/F. NC-17. Hot sex. Drug use. Time travel. Todd Rundgren.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Irina to Mac: "This will all be over in a second."
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Never?
What is Six’s super-sekrit kink?
What isn't?
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Baltar would shag Number Six if he was very very drunk and was only going by the name. "Yer a lot... lumpier than I 'member... and not in the places I liked so much..."
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Sayid is so top. The Ninth Doctor would happily bottom, I think.
“One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.” What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Translated: “Xander Harris and Number Six are in a happy relationship until Number Six suddenly runs off with Jaye Tyler. Xander, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Gaius Baltar and a brief unhappy affair with Penny Lane, then follows the wise advice of Tom Servo and finds true love with The Ninth Doctor.”
Title: The Number Game.
I have no idea who would read it. I would just for the crack quotient.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Vindicated -- obviously the Island is not in this plane of existence and therefore Sayid can have hot sex on a Firefly once he's rescued.
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