It's Crazy Meme Day!

[jetpack_monkey]

Gakked from peonybrandybuck and veggiebelle:

This is a top 5 meme, but a bit different. Comment here with what you want my top 5 list of (e.g., CDs, places to eat, characters, favorite toes on my left foot, etc.), and I will reply to you and and also edit this entry to put them in there.

Comments

[kittycat22.livejournal.com]

Oh, let's see... top 5 for me you're 5 favorite Jossverse moments. :)

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

1. "Let's go to work."
2. [spoiler deleted for Serenity]
3. "Angel's gone, Faith. Angelus is back." "Step away from the glass."
4. "Bastard's not gonna get days."
5. Xander regains his cool at the end of The Zeppo.

[kenobi.livejournal.com]

top five WTF moments

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Er, what?

[kenobi.livejournal.com]

hehe top five What The Fuck moments.. involving fandom. ^_~ (most of the wtf moments I've seen involve fandom)

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

1. Josh Weldon
2. Boy in a skeleton costume tries to defend Donnie Darko as a work of non-fiction to Richard Kelly, writer and director of Donnie Darko.
3. Anything and everything involving Crystal Gamgee.
4. Anything and everything involving Lee Goldberg, fanfiction hater.
5. Peter David being hounded by an idiot who makes it his self-appointed duty to expose the writer's "liberal lies."

[dancebymyself.livejournal.com]

Boy in a skeleton costume tries to defend Donnie Darko as a work of non-fiction to Richard Kelly, writer and director of Donnie Darko.

Okay, is that making mention of the kid that was at the panel last year at Comic-Con? Oh, please say yes, because my friend Aromee and I are the only members of our little group of friends that was there for that, and thought it was the funniest thing we'd ever seen.

AND I have a good follow-up story about that kid.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes it is. I believe brightone was also there with me.

And do tell.

[dancebymyself.livejournal.com]

Okay, so after the panel, Richard Kelly did a signing at some booth in the exhibit hall. So, while he's doing his signing, the kid approaches the booth and precedes to ask Richard if he could tell him a secret. Richard starts looking a little freaked out, because clearly the kid is a little on the psycho side, and tells the kid that he can tell him the secret. The kid starts coming closer, and goes to whisper the "secret" in his ear. Richard gets freaked out again, and tells him he can just say the "secret" out loud, but the kid refuses and says he HAS to whisper it in his ear. Richard finally obliges and the kid walks up, goes to whisper in his ear, and plants a BIG KISS right on Richard's cheek and bolts off running. All the while, his friends are videotaping the encounter.

WHAT a weirdo.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Dude. That's fucked up.

[kajivar]

Top 5 one shot Whedonverse characters that we should've seen more of.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

1. Tucker Wells
2. Holden Webster
3. Parker Abrams (I'm cheating a bit, I know)
4. Sunday
5. Bethany Chaulk

[invisionary.livejournal.com]

Top 5 plots on Buffy or Angel that you would have liked to have seen.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Ooh, tough one.

1. Watcher's Council as the Big Bad (I think it would've been interesting if the Ninja Chain-Robots from Lineage were rogue Council).
2. Xander and Faith deal with the events of Consequences.
3. A major male cast member dies and is not resurrected.
4. Buffy bitchsmacks Angel & Spike for being mopey losers.
5. Illyria vs. Faith -- ultimate chickfight

[bellatemple]

Top five fandom pet peeves, any fandom

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

1. Xander does not have superpowers. Xander does not WANT superpowers. Please do not give him superpowers.
2. Canon happens. Please do not ignore the hard work of occasionally fallible writers so that your OTP makes more sense. Parker/Giles was never going to work anyway.
3. The Doctor *cannot* cross his own timestream without an enormous effort being put forth. As cute as it is to have 4 and 9 meet, it better be damned important.
4. Character bashing of any kind. Also, creator-bashing. If you're going to muck about in somebody's universe, have a little respect. They were there first.
5. Actually, this should be #1, but it's such a specific incident... I was on an ezboard for Buffy back before my time on LJ, where there was this idiot who hated Tara because she was a "fat bitch" and loudly argued that Buffy got exactly what she deserved in Seeing Red. Apparently, it wasn't really attempted rape anyway, since in his skewed little world, rape didn't actually exist; it was just an emotional ploy used by women to hurt men (and goes on to say that he'd "raped" his girlfriend once and they were happily married now). I wanted to fucking rip his eyeballs out with my teeth. I don't understand how any Buffy fan could be such a misogynist prick, but there you go.

*cough*

Oh, yeah. And Spike does not say "Cor."

[invisionary.livejournal.com]

where there was this idiot who hated Tara because she was a "fat bitch"

What. The. Fuck?

I mean, I can understand people not finding Tara attractive - it really comes down to personal taste and to each their own on that. But fat? Good lord. Healthy is what she looked like. This person was clearly smoking the tainted crack.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I know! And in person, Amber's such a tiny little thing. I could put my hand around her, practically.

This guy was an idiot. To further the story along, I left the board in disgust (and somewhat wankily) when the "rape does not exist" thing came up. I got a rather nice e-mail from somebody who was rather adamant that they were not this asshole, but who hoped that I'd watched my mother and sister get raped at some point as punishment for being such a pansy.

[invisionary.livejournal.com]

Well, I think she's lost quite a bit of weight since leaving the show. It's a shame - I think she looked great for the most part when she was on it, her wardrobe notwithstanding of course.

And I'm sure that guy who sent you the email was not the same guy who made the post you talked about. After all, he was adamant about it!

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I need to icon my pic of her and I, but the height difference may make that impossible.

[invisionary.livejournal.com]

You should've crouched, or something. *g*

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

She was actually on her tiptoes. It was cute.

[dancebymyself.livejournal.com]

Top Five... ohh... umm.. let's pull out something random... OOOO I got it!

TOP FIVE FAVORITE ARTICLES OF CLOTHING!

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

1. My new "Teh" t-shirt from Questionable Content
2. My old "Computers Are Our Friends" t-shirt from Questionable Content
3. Blue Converse All-Stars
4. Welcome to Sunnydale T-shirt
5. Black socks

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

Top Five Favorite Nature Things...Take that as you will.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

1. Sex (hey, it's very natural)
2. Cool shade from a tree on top of a hill
3. Wading creeks
4. Climbing trees
5. Giant open grassy fields

[empressvesica.livejournal.com]

Good call on #1. And yes, yes it is. :)

[theninthdoctor.livejournal.com]

Top five favorite TV season finales.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Ooh, tough call.

1. Doctor Who Season 1: The Parting of the Ways
2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 3: Graduation Day
3. Angel Season 5: Not Fade Away
4. Alias Season 2: The Telling
5. Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 5: The Gift