Weird Writing Hooks

[jetpack_monkey]

I'm letting my eight-year-old self interject commentary into my Ghidorah: The Three-Headed Monster review. I don't know how well it's going to work, but it seems appropriate, because my inner eight-year-old still loves that film. My outer twenty-six-year-old has reservations. My inner eight-year-old thinks my outer twenty-six-year-old must be some sort of pod person, because he's always gonna love Ghidorah. It has four monsters! For the price of one!