Well, I expected it would be Stella leaving Ted at the altar.
I just didn't expect it to hurt that much.
Owie.
Ow for Ted.
Ow for Robin.
Ow for Barney.
Ow.
This does however, lend additional credence to my crack!theory that Wendy the Waitress is the mother.
Also, Barney finally got to ride the tricycle.