Rebuttal

[jetpack_monkey]

midnightfae cannot be trusted. Do not believe her.

Trust the Jetpack Monkey. The Monkey is your friend

And the Monkey would like to note that, just today, midnightfae stated a desire to read Bea Arthur RPF pr0n. Please send what you can find her way.

Comments

[midnightfae.livejournal.com]

This one to you. Bastard.

The war is not over, however. Be afraid. Very, very afraid.

[airawyn.livejournal.com]

Are you trying to say that you're not a pretty, pretty princess?

[timjr.livejournal.com]

You roommate is secretly Deadpool?

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

Nobody fucks with Maude.

[musicforcylons.livejournal.com]

a desire to read Bea Arthur RPF pr0n. Please send what you can find her way.

I think that tops the list of things I did not expect to read today and it is entirely possible that I am now scared for life.

Your work here is done.

[butterflykiki.livejournal.com]

Well-played, Monkey-san.

*golf-claps with look of amusement*

*awaits further developments, uses other Jack icon*

[darklightluna.livejournal.com]

*gets out the popcorn*

[njordsifusansoo.livejournal.com]

well according to rule #34, it should exist

[theheartsfriend.livejournal.com]

So...what's this about you being a pretty princess and do I even want to know?

Also, TAROT?! Okay, as I have often wondered with Miroku, where the hell have all you wonderful guys been all my life?! You should get him to give you a reading sometime. He's scary with his (and just about any) deck and by scary I mean freakishly accurate to the point of near specifics.

Lol I sound like I'm promoting the newest drug craze or something: "Dude, you gotta try this shit! It will fuck you up so good man!" But seriously, try it! It's a head trip what he does, man!