Roger Ebert is a Classic-Horror Pimp

[jetpack_monkey]

Ebert posts the link to the 100 Greatest Dead Teenager Movies (permalink).

And he posts my URL again.

Comments

[steinba.livejournal.com]

I think he's stalking you.

If you see thumbs sticking out of a bush (oh right Arizona - OK, a cactus) outside your place...run.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Oh god! I can see it now! It's in the trees! It's coming!

[steinba.livejournal.com]

Hey, that'd make a good Dead Teenager Movie.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Members of a high school film class secretly gather to watch Friday the 13th and Sleepaway Camp movies are horribly slaughter by Roger Ebert, deranged and mutated by experimental cancer treatments.

...I'm a terrible person.

[timjr.livejournal.com]

Someone needs to write this as fic.

[timjr.livejournal.com]

Maybe this time site hits will actually rise? *crosses fingers*

On a related side note, omfg, OniBaba was So. Good.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Writing that fic is like writing a ticket to hell, one-way. *G*

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Not a blip so far.

[steinba.livejournal.com]

Possibility:
Maybe Ebert's site isn't all that popular.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Ebert also has a policy of not hyperlinking content. Meaning a person would have to copy and paste the URL into their browser.

[tinylegacies.livejournal.com]

... I think Roger Ebert has a crush on you.