Rumors of My Demise

[jetpack_monkey]

Please disregard the previous post. A prank played by a co-worker. Zombies indeed. He's been dealt with. I am ambulatory, although I seem to have developed a skin condition.

And I can smell your spicy brains.

Please don't panic if you see me coming. It's just your friend, Nate. And certainly don't be alarmed when I bash your skull in and scoop out your gray matter. It's just my new thing and I hope you support it.

I don't figure you'll have much choice soon anyway.

Comments

[lizbetann]

I'm always willing to support my friend's lifestyle choices. Er... how much of a choice is this?

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

*G*

[timjr.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, brains.

[midnightfae.livejournal.com]

While I totally support your new lifestyle choices, I thought I should let you know that they might prove an impediment to getting in the door tonight. That skin condition that's going around seems to make it difficult to turn locks... and, for that matter, maneuver heavy machinery out from in front of doors.