*dead dead deady dead dead*

[jetpack_monkey]

*falls over*

I just set up four units of DVD shelving that are taller than me. And yet my collection has mysteriously grown to fill the new shelving without any new purchases. Very disconcerting.

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[hjcallipygian.livejournal.com]

Wait -- they make things that are taller than you?

*is confused*

I just have this imagined picture of you winning a vast sum in a lottery or something, and The Grounds Of Jetpack Monkey has two buildings: one is a large, sprawling, three-story structure, and the other is a smaller, more modest, one-story building. Visitors to the grounds are often shocked to discover that the smaller building is The Monkey's living quarters, and the larger houses his DVD collection and a screening room.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

That would be frickin' sweet. "And over here, we have the Boris Karloff Memorial Wing, where we store horror films made before 1968. Actually, it's where we store all of them. Ever."