jetpack_monkey | 5 Things Meme, Part the Fourth

For

liminalliz:

Five times Mickey really needed a beer:

1. When Rose left.

2. The time Jackie got really drunk and came onto him. He made sure he was in a bar closer to his flat than hers, however.

3. After Cardiff, looking at the three of them so happy in their travels and knowing he'd never be more than a signpost in the time-space continuum.

4. In celebration, every time Arsenal won anything.

5. That Cybus Industries plant in St. Louis when he had a metal hand clamped around his throat and a very real threat of upgrade put to him -- and he beat the bastard. When he realized that maybe he missed The Doctor just as much as he missed Rose.

Five times Clark Kent wanted to leave Earth for good:

1. When Gotham rated over Metropolis in Forbes' Best Defended Cities list.

2. When Lois, after another ill-advised tryst, wrote "Why the World Really Doesn't Need Superman, I Mean Really This Time"

3. When Lex Luthor was elected President of the United States.

4. When he woke up naked next to Wally West, who rolled over and said, "Man, I thought *I* was fast..."

5. When the scientists told him the whole world-spinny thing he did back in the first movie was an impossibility of both physics and common sense, and Lois died retroactively.