The Annual Easter Sacrilege

It's Easter, which means it's time for me to offend some more sensibilities!

For those of you just tuning in, the following was originally posted on Easter 2005, bringing hilarity to some and outright indignation to a few. There was drama and defriending. Lesson learned: use a cut-tag. Lesson not learned: don't post offensive humor about messiahs.

( The Gospel of George A. Romero. Sacrilege under the cut. )