Gobble

First of all, may I recommend Blood Freak as the Official Bad Movie of Thanksgiving? It totally rocks. The Something Weird DVD rocks harder.

I am alive. And I have a life. Really, I do. Last night I was over at Mom's for early Thanksgiving dinner (she and my sister are flying out to Iowa as we speak, a trip that I decided not to take). After a delicious meal, we played Cranium. I was paired up with my sister's boyfriend (yes, my gay sister is seeing a guy, but she says she's still gay. It actually kind of works).

Watching my mother try to mime a quadruple bypass caused riotous laughter. Further riots were caused by my impersonation of Michael Jackson... where my partner got it within five seconds and then proceeded to let me dangle until the time was almost up. I was gonna kill him. For really. Same for Jim Carrey, but I felt less dirty doing Jim Carrey.

Also, do you know how hard it is to mold a cork out of clay? Hella.

( And then... )