PHP can bite me

It's days like these that remind me why I wanted to take a class in PHP. I have one thing I want to do and I can't seem to make it work, not without loads and loads of unnecessary coding. I always hit this wall and then give up. And I'll be damned if I'm not doing that again.

Ah, fuck it. It really doesn't matter. I'm just getting frustrated because it's fun! /sarcasm.