Rant #4: The World Hates The Tall Man

hjcallipygian requests: How the world hates really tall people (subtitle: I am sick and fucking tired of hitting my head and shins on shit!).

One tall guy special, coming right up!

( Ouch!/You're breakin' my heart!/Ouch!/Right from the sta-art/Ouch! Ouch! Ooouuuch! )

On an unrelated note, I've started a side project of writing "Josie and the Pussycats" movie-verse fanfic. I'm a sick man and I need help.