I Never Meme Anymore

But this one, I could not resist. Mainly because so many people on my flist have very vivid imaginations. Ganked from... uh... various users.

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's *never* happened.

Then, if you like, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.