jetpack_monkey: (Spydaddy - Several Steps Ahead)
Nate ([personal profile] jetpack_monkey) wrote2006-09-11 07:33 am

RPG Meme

Stolen from a bunch of folks, most recently [livejournal.com profile] theusual:

Always have a question for one of my characters but never had the chance or reason to ask? Now's the time! Ask any of my characters any question you want and they will answer it. No character or question limit. Knock yourselves out!

In the Sunnydale Socks (all Buffy/Angel), I have played Parker Abrams, Clem the Demon, and Charles Gunn. In Heroes (all Buffy/Angel), I played Gunn, Buffy, and Angel. In Fandom High, I played (hoo boy) Number 6 (The Prisoner), Rob Gordon (High Fidelity), Marshall Flinkman (Alias), Jack Bristow (Alias), Dewey Finn (first semester version, School of Rock), Miles Raymond (Sideways), Mickey Smith (Doctor Who), and Eric Weiss (Alias).

[identity profile] septembergrrl.livejournal.com 2006-09-11 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm still a little scared of him, but:

Principal Bristow, what would you have done if the roof-painters had told the truth immediately instead of coming up with the whole story about gremlin spit?

[identity profile] jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com 2006-09-11 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"I respect honesty, but vandalism must be dealt with. I am not without a heart, however. Detention, most likely."
froggimus_rex: (Cal Looks Back)

[personal profile] froggimus_rex 2006-09-11 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Number 6: How's the tyranny fighting going?

[identity profile] jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com 2006-09-11 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Quite well, thank you. I (handwavily) heard of Callisto's Student Council campaign and I commend it. Freedom from vending machine tyranny!"

[identity profile] timjr.livejournal.com 2006-09-11 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
(on a side note, the fact that you RPed Clem just continues to show how awesome your taste is)

Dear Principal Bristow,
Why a spoon?

[identity profile] jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com 2006-09-11 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Dear Veruca,
Why a dentist?"

[identity profile] midnightfae.livejournal.com 2006-09-11 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Mr. Bristow - How do you feel about DEATH harboring non-glandular affections for you?

Dear Mr. Six - Have you found Wendesday?

Dear Mr. Flinkman - What is your opinion of redheads? And monkeys?

[identity profile] jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com 2006-09-11 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Bristow: "It may prove useful should I require DEATH's assistance in future operations."

Six: "That would be telling. Be seeing you."

Marshall: *blush* *stammer* *stammer* *blush* "Um, monkeys are completely awesome. Did you see the Animal Planet special? I have it Tivo'd if you wanna come over and, um, you know, but you don't have to. I could send you a disc..."

[identity profile] coltsbane.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Principal Bristow: What kind of catastrophe would it take in order for you to come to Fandom's rescue?

6: Been involved in any good Heists lately?

Marshall: Do you watch science fiction and, if so, what's your favourite show?

[identity profile] jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Bristow: "I'll have my handler call your handler."

6: "Liberations, my dear."

Marshall: "I, uh, like the original Trek I guess, but I'm mostly into, um, the Discovery Channel, because they have the wicked awesome tech documentaries and stuff."

[identity profile] liminalliz.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Mr. Bristow: So who is this Rambaldi fellow anyway?

Mickey: If Rose came back to you, would you keep her?

[identity profile] jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Bristow: "If I had any idea, I would not have spent five seasons tracking down his insane prophecies."

Mickey: "..."

[identity profile] spleeny.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Bristow: Who would win in a staring contest, you, or your reflection in the mirror?

[identity profile] jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
"I find your question to be completely without merit. Surely you have something better to do with your time."

[identity profile] spleeny.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. Please answer the question, sir, or I shall have to ask something even sillier.

[identity profile] jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com 2006-09-13 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
"What you are asking in mere hypothesis would, in application, cause a paradox that destroys the Universe. Be careful with your thoughtless queries in the future."

[identity profile] spleeny.livejournal.com 2006-09-13 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Would it destroy the world because Jack Bristow can't lose a staring contest, or for some other reason?

[identity profile] jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com 2006-09-13 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
"If I were to engage in a staring contest, with whatever frivolous intent you seem to feel I am capable of, I would then play to win. Since my mirror image would not only be aware of but also employ all tricks that I might use, and employ them at the same time, it would be a contest that would last until eternity, because, as you know, I am capable of prolonging my own existence by sheer force of will. Thus I would outlive the universe, and in doing so, rupture the timestream in an effort to continue the game to its natural conclusion."

[identity profile] spleeny.livejournal.com 2006-09-13 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for the explanation, sir.

[identity profile] spoonishly.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Weiss : Has a girl ever called you her teddy bear? Do you hate that or love that?

[identity profile] jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com 2006-09-12 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
"No, but I think I'd kinda like it. Uh, don't tell anyone."