...and this is mostly because I helped.

You're Too Blind to See by niqaeli (Penny Arcade, Rated R) -- Gabe is being really, really nice to Tycho, but in that violently disturbed Gabe kind of way.

I suggested many of Gabe's, ah, gifts that appear throughout the fic, but niqaeli brought them to life in a cracked out way beyond my own hopes.

ETA: In other news, Leverage completely rocks me out. "It's a very distinctive sound." *hugs entire cast* Never, ever stop putting plans together, guys.