Writing Update

[jetpack_monkey]

NaNoWriMo (due November 30th, so to speak) -- slowed way the hell down. 37,500 words right now, but I wrote nothing yesterday.

Yuletide fic (due December 19th) -- have picked which fandom request I'm covering. Beyond that, still figuring out the details.

Hetfic Holiday Exchange (due sometime after Yuletide) -- again, know which one I'm doing there, but am lost beyond that.

If I owe any of ya'll fic out there, now is the time to speak up.

Comments

[midnightfae.livejournal.com]

If I look at you all shifty eyed and say you owe me fic, will I get it?

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

What are the circumstances that lead to this owed fic, hmmmm?

[midnightfae.livejournal.com]

Dude, are you telling me you don't remember? The llama? Hello! How does someone forget a rampaging llama.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

[this should be goooood...]

And how does a llama translate to owed fic?

[midnightfae.livejournal.com]

Duh. Llamas are huge Spuffy fans and that Spike/Xander fic you wrote really irked the Llama the wrong way. He was so totally going to rampage you into alpaca pulp before I stepped in.

The deal was that I would sell myself into Llama slavery in the Peruvian mountains for two weeks next summer (the winters are just too cold) in exchange for some nifty awesome Jack Bristow/Number Six crack!fic.

Now, I mean, if you don't remember the llama, I can certainly do without a summer getaway at the Llama commune, but don't be surprised when he comes back with intentions of defending Spike's honor. Seriously. Llamas are dangerous.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

*pft* I've seen The Emperor's New Groove. Llamas fold like a house of cards. I have no doubt that I am safe.

[midnightfae.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned that they spit?

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

...so what were the exact details of this fic I owe the llamas?

[midnightfae.livejournal.com]

They were interested in what would happen if Jack Bristow were trapped at the Village and had to team up with Number Six.

Llamas are very strange.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Right then. I'll just whip that right up and put it on my llamas-only lock.

[midnightfae.livejournal.com]

And me, right, what with the Llama slavery and all.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Nah.