Fic I'd Never Thought I'd Write

I never write porn. I never write slash. I really don't understand the Spander 'ship. Yet alcohol and some sort of weird neural co-mingling with airawyn produced the following 250+ words:

( Spike/Xander. NC-17. Porny, but character-oriented. In no way safe for work )

Uh, feedback appreciated. Beta'd in the sense that airawyn looked it over very late at night and didn't point anything out, flaw-wise.

ETA: I also have a non-porny new Doctor Who icon based on the recently released Season 3 promo pics (it's so hard to keep spoilers out of this kind of text). It's not enough to constitute a new post over at jetpackvampire, so here it is:( Cut for spoilers, unless you don't count casting as spoilers, in which case never mind )