Meme That I Grabbed

[jetpack_monkey]

Via mara_sho:

THE RULES:
1. Leave me a comment saying anything random, like your favorite lyric to your current favorite song. Or your favorite kind of sandwich. Something random. Whatever you like.
2. I respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better.
3. Update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. Include this explanation and offer to ask someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be asked, you will ask them five questions.

mara_sho's questions to me:

1 - What's the one thing you can't live without?

The Internet. Oh my addictions...

2 - Favourite ice cream?

Haagen-Dazs's White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle

3 - Funniest joke you know - and why you find it funny?

It's actually more of a bit than a joke and it's from Red Dwarf:

HOLLISTER And do you know what happens when a dinosaur eats cow vindaloo, and then eats two and a half tons of mint-choc ice cream, followed by four hundred crates of orange ice-pops, and swills the whole thing down with two thousand gallons of a popular fizzy drink? Do you know what happens?

LISTER It burps?

HOLLISTER Oh, it burps. And do you know what happenned to the poor brave men who had the misfortune to get in the way of that burp?

RIMMER They went 'phwoooarrr!'?

HOLLISTER It took out the entire platoon, hurling them twenty feet across the cargo bay wall.

RIMMER Sir, I hope this one, small dinosaur incident won't tarnish an otherwise flawless service record, sir.

HOLLISTER Do you know what happens when a dinosaur eats cow vindaloo, two and a half tons of mint-choc ice cream, followed by four hundred crates of orange ice-pops, and swills it all down with two thousand gallons of a popular fizzy drink, *after* it's burped?

RIMMER It feels sick?

HOLLISTER Oh no! It doesn't *feel* sick, Rimmer - it *is* sick! Five of our best men nearly drowned! Two others are in hospital, concussed by pieces of carrot the size of tree trunks.

LISTER We are really, deeply, deeply, deeply sorry, sir.

HOLLISTER Do you know what happens when a dinosaur has eaten cow vindaloo, then eats two and a half tons of mint-choc ice cream, followed by -

LISTER Oh god, it didn't?

HOLLISTER It didn't what, Lister?

LISTER It didn't get a diarrhea attack, did it?

HOLLISTER One hundred percent correct! And, do you know what happenned to the battalion that was sneaking up on the beast - from behind - of which I was a proud member? Do ya know? Do ya know what happened?

RIMMER Got a fair idea, sir.

LISTER Yes, sir. A fair idea, sir.

HOLLISTER A tidal wave. Fifteen feet high. I will be in therapy for the rest of my life. I've had twelve baths, and three showers. Now, do you have *anything* to say?

If I simply say "Do you know what happens when a Tyrannosaurus Rex eats cow vindaloo..." to my roommate, she bursts out into uncontrollable laughter, no matter what the situation.

4 - What's been the proudest moment of your life so far?

Pride and I don't get along. I tend to have it when I ought not to and it abandons me when I'm totally deserving of it. No moments, then, but I'm extremely proud of my website and the progress it's made from a tiny Angelfire page to what it is today.

5 - Is there a book that you will reread time and time again no matter how often you've done so in the past?

1984 by George Orwell. Hands down. Brilliant, brilliant book.

Comments

[bubbles83.livejournal.com]

Heh. Oh, Red Dwarf. I don't have an actual Red Dwarf icon, but I do have this one.

Anway, if you want to ask me some questions, that would rock.

[bellatemple]

If Jesus shows his face again, will he vote republican? I hope he votes for me, THE FIRE TRUCK! - "VKFD (the firetruck song)" by GET SET GO

I'm . . . really mostly just looking for places to randomly quote that song at people.

[kittycat22.livejournal.com]

My favorite ever mindless movie is Zoolander. <-- random!

[septembergrrl.livejournal.com]

The best everyday (as in, I can make it at home) sandwich I know is turkey, swiss and honey mustard on whole-grain bread.

Now, meme me.

[midnightfae.livejournal.com]

Picked puppies in a peapod.