Wacky Icon Caption Suggestions, Round 2

This time with comment screening! You know the drill. 9 icons (all from Doctor Who 2x05, Rise of the Cybermen). Come up with text that fits (or wildly doesn't fit) the icon. The best suggestion for each icon will be used by me, with credit to you!

( Here we go... )

Open until, oh, let's say Tuesday night. I'll post reminders.

ETA: Oh, I should note. Much like qkellie when she did a similar (okay, exactly the same) project, I'm completely redoing my usericons page with friend-written icons.

EATA: Closed now. Keep an eye out for the new icons of doom in jetpackvampire

For woe, I am the King of the Allergy People

*sniffle* Stuck at work, starving, and sneezing every minute.

Misery. Absolute misery. If only people would amuse me by suggesting captions for icons, then I might be distracted from my pain.

Or, you know, knock me out cold. That's also distracting.