Because I Do Need To Calm Down On Occasion (or, you know, ever would be good)

[jetpack_monkey]

Don't Sweat

RELAX

Let Life Roll Off
Your Back

Except for DEATH
and PAYING TAXES

Everything in Life is Only

FOR NOW

Incidentally, The Internet is For Porn was also considered, but seemed more like a statement of fact than an inspiring quote.

Comments

[qkellie.livejournal.com]

When I'm feeling stressed, I have the non-relaxing tendency to picture Frank Costanza screaming "SERENITY NOW!"

[mymzee.livejournal.com]

Dude, I say this to myself at least once a day. And, yeah the George Bush part, too.

[kittycat22.livejournal.com]

I repeat that mantra as needed several times throughout the day. It's good to keep in your head all the time, man.

[twilightboy.livejournal.com]

The "Serenity now" episode of Seinfeld is also the one wherein Kramer rescues the Costanzas' old screen door and has it installed on top of his own apartment one. It involves him saying, at various points in the episode, "hoochie-mama", "Oh, you've *got to water", and "the childrean decided to do a little bit of redecorating...'" *mumbles to himself* "hate you I hate you! - Sorry..."