Alas, I realize I lack the skillz to be able to pull off the humor that a fic like that would require, but damn I would freaking love to see it.

I love that icon. Has become somewhat of a staple of mine. I got that phrase written on a t-shirt made for me by a friend for my birthday. Unfortunately, I can't take credit for it. I have no idea who made it (or even where I really got it from) but it is so much win.