Vienna (The Third Man) -- This was made for me this year. Not just like, somebody made a vid and said it was for me. This was MADE FOR ME. It is everything I love about the movie at a breakneck pace, up to and including the use of setting to increase tension and suspense. You rock my world, Festividder.
Default (Drunk History US) - I've seen a couple of episodes of this show in passing, but this is kind of a brilliant take on the whole thing.
Get Better (Hawkeye v4) - Okay, this looks... damn good. Clint! Kate! Pizza Dog! Music choice that's freakin' on point. FEEEELINGS.
500 Miles (Pokemon GO) - Loooooooool.
A Better Son/Daughter (Carrie and Gary Fisher RPF) - I'm not crying. You're crying. Maybe we're both crying. I miss her.
How does this work? You comment with 5-10 broad/generic requests (arranged by preference), I find matches and send you 5 DVDs. Some example requests:
Cheesy Italian zombie movie
Starring a former or current Doctor
Directed by Billy Wilder
Produced by Roger Corman
Giant Monster Fight!
Adapted from 19th Century Literature
Something for the whole family
Most of what I'm giving away consists of cult horror movies, minor cinema classics, and stuff I picked up over the years to make me look cool.
I can't screen for all possible triggers or warnings, but I will do my best to screen out the following if provided in your request:
Sexual Violence (S)
Child Harm (C)
Animal Harm (A)
Directed by Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, or Victor Salva (P for predator)
R or NC-17 rated (R)
Standard disclaimer: I haven't watched everything in my collection, so my ability to screen based on warnings is reliant on the Internet in a lot of cases. Inclusion in a grab bag does not constitute a guarantee of quality, but it will almost certainly be an experience of *some* kind. Some of the cases may have some wear.
I am making a separate post for box sets, which I am selling for about $5 each (mostly).
After you leave your (screened) comment, I'll let you know if you were in the first ten and we can discuss payment and address info.
Song: Stronger by Kanye West (for all intents and purposes with Daft Punk)
Source: Re-Animator / Bride of Re-Animator
For: terajk, Festivids 2016
Warnings: Physical triggers (e.g., epilepsy or migraine: strobe lights, bright lights, "stuttery" cuts between 2-3 stills), implied animal harm, comedic gore.
Summary: Herbert Kanye West
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Notes: For personal reasons, I had trouble getting a vid put together this year. This was my first major attempt at a vid for my recipient but it wasn't my only. There are like three other incomplete timelines for other vids for a different fandom still on my computer. One of them may actually get finished someday. Anywho, I just find the arrogance of Kanye West and Herbert West to be weirdly simpatico and the driving refrain of "Harder, Faster, Stronger" spoke to Herbert's obsessive desires (not just to reanimate flesh). Many thanks to jmtorres and thirdblindmouse for encouraging/enabling this weird addition to my vidography.
I thought that it'd be cool to spread the wealth around and make it a sort of weird game. So, like, you PayPal me $5-10 and give me a generic idea of films you'd like (five primaries and two backups). A list could be like:
- A European horror film.
- A 1940s comedy
- A Billy Wilder film.
- A 1980s horror film featuring a cast member from Spaceballs.
- A musical.
- (Backup) An Akira Kurosawa film
- (Backup) Something with a giant monster in it.
- Any five movies based on a work of literature, preference for 19th century authors.
- (backup) Whatever weird archival softcore porn you bought on a lark 10 years ago, preference for being based on a work of literature (there goes my copy of The Secret Sex Lives of Romeo and Juliet).
I wouldn't be able to guarantee that you're getting something you don't already have or that you'll even like what you get. I have a list of standard warnings you could request to filter out: Sexual Violence, Gore, Violence Against Animals, Violence Against Children, Roman Polanski, and Woody Allen.
Would you guys have any interest in this? How much would you be willing to pay for a grab bag like that?
1. I've joined an online Dungeons and Dragons game thanks tosettiai putting in a good word for me. You can see my character in my icon. He's a gnome barbarian named Mawny. He likes smashing things. Instead of rages (a barbarian class feature), he goes into delights. He's a very happy fellow. Dumb as a rock, but happy. I like the other players and I'm intrigued to see where the DM is going with this story.
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2. I've started exercising. I'm doing Zombies Run 5K. I'm halfway through Week 2. I think my height is giving me some advantages. Last night I did 3.33KM in the 30ish minute session. About 2/3rds of that time, I was doing a fast walk, not a run. Anyway, my primary goal is to increase my stamina, so I don't get tired out from doing household chores or running to the store. If this works out, I may also look into doing some other types of exercise.
Now, if we can only get through Tuesday without triggering the apocalypse, my life will really be going well.
Thanks to settiai for inviting me in!
You are completely awesome and I am so stoked to see what you come up with this year! My requests this year are a mix of classic cinematic treasures with some cult flicks and one newer source. Hopefully among this eclectic mix, you've found a vid you're excited to make!
My music preferences are the same as always: if it works, it works. Trust your instincts!
Here are my requests for this year:
( Alucarda (1978) [Safety] )
( Critical Role (web series) )
( Frankenstein (1931-1948) )
( The Raven (1963) [Safety] )
( The Third Man (1949) [Safety] )
( Zu: Warriors from the Magic Mountain [Safety] )
Anyway, thank you so much again! I look forward to seeing what you come up with!
Tech stuff went well. It was all very low stress and everybody was super helpful. The vidshows were all fantastic (I saw nearly all of them by the end of the weekend). I wish I had been able to attend more panels, but it wasn't happening.
Club Vivid was a grand old time. I cosplayed as Joel Hodgson from MST3K and brought along a Tom Servo I bought off of Etsy. He was a big hit!
There were so many excellent vids! So many. I feel like I should make a list but it's so haaaaaard. Maybe later? Probably not. Maybe?
It was so great to see so many amazing people again, like the entire concom team, as well as settiai, bironic, bradcpu, thirdblindmouse, shati, and the lady who jumped into my arms after Premieres, fan_eunice . I also got to connect better with lola, ghosttownexit00, and dira, who are awesome people and I really enjoyed the conversations. There's a bunch of other people who were significant and awesome from the weekend that aren't named above. You can assume one of the following regarding any omissions:
1. It slipped my mind just now because it's been nearly a month and I'm terrible.
2. I remembered the experience but the fannish name is escaping me at this late hour.
3. We vowed never to speak of it again. We take it to our grave.
Something that became clear soon after Vividcon, though, is that I don't get to see my out-of-town friends enough. It's hard to reconnect with dozens of people over a single weekend. And I really want to stay closer to my Vividcon people and it's so easy for me to just sort of drift off. I want to be more connected. I want to write emails and beta vids and offer advice and go visit and maybe a bunch of us meet up in a non-Vividcon setting and hang out or go to a theme park or museum or something.
I have a therapist friend who says I'm an introvert masquerading as an extrovert. I think I'm just an enthusiastic introvert who loves people. I just need to be able to run away or do quiet-together time. Or I need to be like, the most caffeinated. That is also an option.
Short version: I love you guys and I miss you guys.
It's set to read-only, but you can "Make a copy" in the File menu to keep it for your very own.
The rows will auto-highlight based on whether you've clipped and/or acquired source and there's an automatically updating counter at the top.
Two trolls then dropped down, a delayed consequence of the bad situation. I had balanced this encounter with the idea that another NPC, Helmar, would be present, but earlier in the session the players engaged in some impolitic fighting with Anton over the terms of the job they were on. Helmar noped out at that point for character reasons and I didn't adjust my plans accordingly. Oops.
Anyway. This probably would have been a TPK (and/or I would've had to come up with some really weird justification for the trolls not to just kill everyone), except there was this rock smack dab in the middle of the map. The Trolls took up too much space to really maneuver around it on one side and it also limited their ability to get past each other. So basically they were having to constantly move in a C-shape around the map instead of just mowing through the players.
It was touch and go, but the party survived, largely because one player wanted a rock upon which to do a bit of character business (and also there was a Helm of Teleportation).
Song: Bad by Michael Jackson
Source: Mystery Science Theater 3000 (and related media)
Warnings: Physical triggers (e.g., epilepsy or migraine: strobe lights, bright lights, "stuttery" cuts between 2-3 stills)
Made for: Vividcon, a vidding convention that takes place every August in Chicago (this version differs slightly from the one shown there)
Summary: DEEP HURTING
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Notes: Yeah, this was going to happen eventually.
Thanks to laurashapiro for her insightful beta!